The Best 82 Culture Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Culture jokes. There are some culture cultural jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these culture pop culture puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

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I visited america recently and got very into the culture

A guy walked past me and said 'Have a nice day!' and I did'nt, so I shot him.

What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?

pop culture

There are two types of people I hate in this world...

People intolerant of other people's culture....

and the Dutch.

Credit to Nigel Powers

Culture joke, There are two types of people I hate in this world...

In light of MLK day...

African american culture has fought so hard not to have to sit at the back of the bus.

But they still do anyway.

A Greek and an Italian are arguing over whose culture is superior.

he Greek says "We built the Parthenon." the Italian says "We build the Colosseum." The Greek says "We came up with advanced Mathematics" The Italian says "We made the Roman Empire." The Greek is getting frustrated finally realizes how he can win the argument. "We invented sex." The Italian replies "True, true, I can't argue with that, but we thought of having it with women."


An American woman is hiking through Germany...

She's enjoying taking in the sights and immersing herself in the culture. But one day, while hiking through a wooded area, she comes across an elderly German man taking a leak on the side of the path. He's hardly subtle about it; letting his sausage hang out for the world to see. Immediately the woman averts her eyes! "Oh, gross!" she exclaims. The Old German man, just finishing up, winks suggestively at the woman before zipping up his fly and walking away. "Danke schΓΆn"

German spies

During the war, two German spies were sent to London to gather valuable intel. To immerse themselves in the local culture they walk into a local pub and walk up to the bar. The first German says to the barman in an impeccable English accent
"May I have two Martinis please?"
"Dry?" asked the barman.
The German replied, holding up two fingers.
"Nein! Zwei!"

Culture joke, German spies

Why do bacteria congregate in public places?

It's a part of their culture.

What does prison have in common with biology?

Cell culture.

A Greek and a Roman are arguing about who has the superior culture.

The Greek says "We built the Parthenon". The Roman says "Ah, but we built the Colosseum". The Greek responds "We invented democracy" and the Roman says "Yes, but we founded the great Roman Empire". Finally, the Greek says "We invented sex". The Roman replies "That's true, but we're the ones who thought of having it with women."

Have you heard about the tragedy of Canada?

The tragedy of Canada is that we could have had English culture, French cuisine, and American technology. Instead we have American culture, English cuisine, and French technology.

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What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

The other day my daughter said, "Mold is so gross."

I told her to "respect its culture."

What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another?

He experiences culture shock.

What's the difference between America and cheese?

If you left cheese out for 200 years it would have grown a culture.

Canada could have had the best of three worlds.

They could have had American technology, French cuisine, and British culture.

Instead they have French technology, British cuisine, and American culture.

Culture joke, Canada could have had the best of three worlds.

What's the difference between a yoghurt and America?

If you leave a yoghurt for 200 years, it will eventually develop a culture.

Plus the yoghurt's fat free.

What's the difference between america and a yoghurt?

A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.

My girlfriend decided to quit her job at the yogurt company

The truth his, she never really liked the culture


I visited America recently...

..and got really into the local culture, I was walking along one morning and guy said 'Have a nice day!' and I didn't, so I sued him. --Milton Jones

What's the difference between America and yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for long enough it develops its own culture

A Jewish businessman in Brooklyn

A Jewish businessman in Brooklyn decided to send his son to Israel to absorb some of the culture of the homeland.

When the son returned, the father asked him to tell him about his trip.

The son said, "Pop, I had a great time in Israel. Oh, and by the way, I converted to Christianity."

"Oh, my," said the father. What have I done?"

He decided to go ask his old friend Jacob what to do.

Jake said, "Funny you should ask. I too sent my son to Israel, and he also came back a Christian. Perhaps we should go see the rabbi and ask him what we should do."

So they went to see the rabbi.

The rabbi said, "Funny you should ask. I too sent my son to Israel. He also came back a Christian. What is happening to our young people?

The three of them prayed and explained what had happened to their sons and asked God what to do.

Suddenly a voice came loud and clear from Heaven.

The Voice said, "Funny you should ask. I, too, sent my Son to Israel...

My girlfriend said if I don't stop my obsession with Viking culture she'll fight me to the death

"Jokes on you" I said "if I die in battle I'll go straight to Valhalla"

What's the difference between america and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture

Said the Saudi to his American friend, "My culture is somewhat different than yours. Women in my country cannot drive."

"Here either," said the American.

Why can't Australian's make sourdough bread?

Because they've got no culture!

A Muslim guy killed 50 people in a mass shooting…

Who says they can't integrate into American culture?

In Chinese culture the great wall represents true longevity.

It's the only thing from China that lasts more than a few weeks.

Why was the white biologist considered racist?

Because he wanted to preserve his culture

Why do people love working at yogurt factories?

Because of the culture!

People are talking about how culture is too pc nowadays...

But everyone I know has a Mac

whats the difference between the USA and a yogurt?

If you leave a yogurt unwatched for 500 years it will develop its own culture.

As a man of Jewish descent

As a man of Jewish descent I don't like jokes about us Jews.
I think they often cement prejudices and misinterpretations of the Jewish people and culture.
But every now and then even I enjoy a good laugh and feel that I shouldn't be so serious about everything.

So I have a very good joke about the holocaust here if anyone wants to buy it?

If someone obsessed over Japanese culture is a weeaboo...

Then is someone obsessed over French culture a ouiaboo?

what's the difference between a slice of bread and the USA?

after almost 250 years the bread will have developed culture

I hate it when people pretend they know everything about culture when they talk about Mozart

They probably have never seen any of his paintings.

What is the difference between a Yoghurt and the US

When you leave Yoghurt alone long enough it will atleast develop some kind if culture

The invention of sex

A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior culture.

The Greek says, "We have the Parthenon"
The Italian says, "We have the Colosseum"
The Greek says "We had great Mathematicians"
The Italian says "We had the Roman Empire" and so on and so on and
Then Greek Says: "We invented sex" The Italian says:"That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women"

I felt a rush of culture shock wash over me as I walked through a middle eastern market

It was bazaar

I think Americans are right to worry about immigrants

Because they might commit a mass shooting just to fit in with the culture.

What's the difference between America and cheese?

If left for a while, cheese develops culture.

Steve Jobs and Trump had one thing in common, both hated the PC culture

Political correctness and pancreatic cancer.

Why are bacteria better than viruses?

Because viruses don't have culture

What's the difference between an Australian and a pot of yogurt?

Leave a pot of yogurt in the sun for 200 years and it develops a culture.

Bacteria

The only culture some people have.

People who make soda jokes.

People who make soda jokes must know a lot about pop culture.

How do you call a culture that only agrees?

An agriculture

A civilization of sentient deer may sound interesting

But I get the strange feeling that they'd make no progress in advancing their own culture once they come into contact with humans.

I guess that's what happens when you encounter Stagnation

What's the difference between the USA and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

What happens when yogurt is electrocuted?

Culture shock

Do you remember when people didn't have to make pop culture references to make a joke?

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

What would a book on BDSM culture written in alabama be called?

Fifty Shades of Hay.

British food, British weather and British culture.

And thus a great colonial empire of sailors was born.

A brief history of Ancient Greek culture

Greece before Alexander the Great: Kinda nistic.

Greece after Alexander the Great: Hella nistic.

What's the difference between America and a Yogurt?

If you left a Yogurt alone 200 years it would develope a culture.

I hope it's not repost

It's not surprising that the Japanese have adopted so much of American culture.

The first American product they tested blew everyone away.

What is the difference between the USA and a yoghurt?

A yoghurt manages to develop a culture after 300 years.

Running culture has gotten weird

Back in my day we wore running shoes and shorts and just tried our best, but I showed up to a 3K and all the people were in hoods and robes and they were all super unpleasant.

This culture of inclusiveness is getting out of hand

I mean, even Jurassic Park engineered a Trannysaurus Rex

Some cultures use different parts of the body to represent different numbers.

If you don't know these aspects of the culture, you may not value the people. But I find you can count on them once you get to know them better.

Penises are an important part of human culture and anatomy and must be honoured

I suggest we erect a statue

What's the difference between and Aussie and a Yoghurt?

If you leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 200 years, it will develop a culture.

What's the difference between the USA and a yoghurt?

If you leave the yoghurt alone for over 200 years, there is going to be some sort of culture.

My friend is pretty sick and tired of PC culture

I tried to console him but he didn't want his hand held

I respect a person who socializes with others by playing Magic: The Gathering.

They're a mana culture.

Canada got it all wrong!

So Canada got it all wrong. I mean, they had the opportunity to have American technology, British culture and French cuisine, but went with American culture, British cuisine and French technology!

Heard this about 20 years ago and it still makes me chuckle. Can't beat a good stereotype!

I am a builder from Sioux Falls, and I was recently in Madrid at a local tavern, and couldn't believe the amount of code violations in their building practices. This led me to accept that they are their own culture and....

Nobody inspects the Spanish inn condition.

The Greatest Sex Culture . . .

A Greek and an Italian were talking one day, discussing who had the superior culture.

Over coffee, the Greek says, "Well, we built the Parthenon."

The Italian replies, "We built the Coliseum.

The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to mathematics."

The Italian, nodding, says, "But we built the Roman Empire ".

And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion.

With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!"

The Italian replies, "That may be true, but it was the Italians who included women."

What do you call the Asian influence in American Culture?

An East infection

I hate how nostalgia driven pop culture is.

People were never this nostalgic when I was a kid.

What did one petri dish say to the other?

Ahh, I see you too are a man of culture.



What did the petri dish say to the refrigerated porkchop?

>!Uncultured Swine!!<

To anyone who eats yogurt...

you're a man of culture

What's the difference between America and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone it will eventually develop culture.

What's the difference between America and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for a couple hundred years, it develops a culture.

I grew up listening to music that demeaned women, glorified violence and normalized criminal behavior. I know it definitely influenced the culture around me.

Thankfully, I stopped listening to country music and found hip hop.

A British man was talking to his friend about his views on Brexit...

"These bloody immigrants come over here. They're up to no good, right? I hate these bloody immigrants. They need to go back to where they came from."


His friend replies with "But why do you hate them so much?"


The British man replies, "I'll tell you why I hate them, I'll tell you why. It's because they're not even trying to be British. That's why. They don't even TRY to be British. They come here, and bring their own bloody culture. They bring their own food, spit their own bloody languages, try to take over the whole bloody place."

His friend replies with "Well, that sounds British to me"

What is the difference between US and Yoghurt?

If you leave Yoghurt for 200 years, it will develop a culture.

What do you call a scientist who works with bacteria?

A man of culture.

Someone asked me who my favorite vampire is in pop culture...

I said, "The one from Sesame Street."

They said, "He doesn't count!"

"I assure you," I said, "He does."

A Mexican man visits his cousin in the US

He wants to watch a baseball game; an integral part of American culture, he has heard. Unable to purchase a ticket, he scales the stadium facade and watches while clinging to the roof.

Afterwards, his cousin enquires about his experience.

It was great! He says. Americans are so considerate! Before the game began they asked me: Jose, can you see?

I went to Hawaii with my dad to get a taste of their traditional culture. They set out two bowls of their famous delicacy. When I couldnt choose which one to grab, my dad said,

"Pick your poi, son"

Did you know that cultures with arranged marriages typically serve melon at the wedding feast?

Yep. It symbolizes the fact that they cantelope.

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