Cults Jokes

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The Best Cults Puns

Why are there no black cults?

Everyone drinks the kool-ade on the first day.

Don't join dangerous cults

Practice safe sects

How are girlfriend like cults?

You have to prove your devotion before you're welcomed into the folds.

My friend was trying to argue why cults are actually good for society.

He said to consider the following.

Where do Satanic cults get their candles from?

Bloodbath & Beyond


Cults are like tech support...

They tell you all your problems will be solved if you just delete your cash.

I joined a series of audiophile cults.

We're all obviously into aural sects.

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