Cultivate Jokes
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As a farmer people always ask me "What's the difference between ploughing and cultivating? and I tell them
"I haven't cultivated your mother."
Saul Epstein was taking an o**... exam in his English as a Second Language class...
Saul was asked to spell "cultivate," and he spelled it correctly.
He was then asked to use the word in a sentence, and, with a big smile,
responded: "Last vinter on a very cold day, I vas vaiting for a bus, but
it vas too cultivate, so I took the subvay home."
"Barkeep, why are there pills glued to the top of the bar seating?" "Oh, some people complained that our seats were too hard. Those are stool softeners."
"And, cushions would have r**... the loose vibes we work so hard to cultivate."
Did you hear about the farmer who was cultivating using electrostatics?
His crops started generating fields.
What does the religious farmer do to the ground?
He CULTivates it
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