Culprit Jokes

Following is our collection of instigator puns and officials one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Culprit jokes for adults, dirty robber jokes and clean attorney dad gags for kids.

The Best Culprit Puns

Holmes is on the case...

Sherlock Holmes is investigating a murder where the culprit had used a knife carved from Sandstone.
Dr. Watson finds the choice of murder weapon odd.
"Holmes, who would kill another man with an Igneous rock?"
"Sedimentary, my dear Watson, Sedimentary..."

Court Hearing in Helsinki

The judge questions the culprit:
"Where have you been in the night of the 4th November to 11th February?"

no further questions, your honor

Attorney: Why didn't you help, when this total stranger beat up your wife ?

Culprit: I thought, he would be able to do it alone.

After the dwarfs numbers dwindled from 50 to 8...

The seven dwarfs begin to suspect Hungry was the culprit.

Two alligators were murdered overnight in the swamp

Looks like we need an investagator to find out the culprit.


A detective was interviewing the victim of an assault.

The victim described the assailant as a leather box with a handle on it. The culprit was arrested 30 minutes later.

It was a brief case.

A crime was committed and it was later discovered that a dwarf was the culprit.

They have yet to catch him. The dwarf is still at large.

There is an abundance of prosecution jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 7 funniest jokes and culprit puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any blame witze you can hear about culprit.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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