The Best 7 Culprit Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Culprit jokes. There are some culprit officials jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these culprit attorney puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Culprit Jokes and Puns

Court Hearing in Helsinki

The judge questions the culprit:
"Where have you been in the night of the 4th November to 11th February?"

Holmes is on the case...

Sherlock Holmes is investigating a murder where the culprit had used a knife carved from Sandstone.
Dr. Watson finds the choice of murder weapon odd.
"Holmes, who would kill another man with an Igneous rock?"
"Sedimentary, my dear Watson, Sedimentary..."

no further questions, your honor

Attorney: Why didn't you help, when this total stranger beat up your wife ?

Culprit: I thought, he would be able to do it alone.

Culprit joke, no further questions, your honor

After the dwarfs numbers dwindled from 50 to 8...

The seven dwarfs begin to suspect Hungry was the culprit.

Two alligators were murdered overnight in the swamp

Looks like we need an investagator to find out the culprit.


A crime was committed and it was later discovered that a dwarf was the culprit.

They have yet to catch him. The dwarf is still at large.

A detective was interviewing the victim of an assault.

The victim described the assailant as a leather box with a handle on it. The culprit was arrested 30 minutes later.

It was a brief case.

Culprit joke, A detective was interviewing the victim of an assault.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the culprit prosecution jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working culprit blame piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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