Culkin Jokes

Following is our collection of neverland puns and target one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Culkin jokes for adults, dirty jackson jokes and clean mcgregor dad gags for kids.

The Best Culkin Puns

What would you call Macaulay Culkin if he was black?

Homie alone

What salad dressing does Macaulay Culkin prefer?

Neverland Ranch.

I got a new Collie!

He doesn't like being home alone, so I named my Collie Culkin

Hey you've heard of Post Malone, right? But have you heard of Ho Malone?

It's an 80's Christmas classic starring Macaulay Culkin.

Why was Macaulay Culkin an easy target for Michael Jackson?

Because he was home alone.


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