Cuisine Jokes

What are some Cuisine jokes?

This is probably the worst joke that I -a dad - ever told. But it still made my daughter laugh.

My wife, teenage daughter and I are sitting in a restaurant discussing Italian cuisine.

Wife: There's nothing better than fresh gnocchi.

Me: There's nothing better than getting fresh and gnocching someone up.

I really like ethnic foods, but the one type of asian cuisine I haven't had is North Korean food.

Then again, neither have citizens of North Korea.

Canada got it all wrong!

So Canada got it all wrong. I mean, they had the opportunity to have American technology, British culture and French cuisine, but went with American culture, British cuisine and French technology!

Heard this about 20 years ago and it still makes me chuckle. Can't beat a good stereotype!

A politically incorrect joke about language

Investors want to make a holiday resort on an uninhabited island. They hire 3 experts to get life going there.

To the Frenchman they say, "you are in charge of cuisine".

To the German they say, "you are in charge of accommodation".

To the Finn they say, "you are in charge of supplies."

They come to survey in a while. The Frenchman has built a restaurant with excellent food. The German has built a fancy hotel. But the Finn is nowhere to be found. They ask the others but they don't know where he is either. So they go look for him and while walking in the woods the Finn suddenly jumps out from behind the tree and shouts, "SUPPLIES!"

A chef lost one of his legs in a kitchen accident...

... now all he cooks is Lean Cuisine.

At my school, the cafeteria has "World Cuisine" day once a week, in which one foreign nation's traditional cuisine is on the menu. Last week, the country was Ethiopia...

...they served us nothing.

Unites Airlines newest in-flight cuisine

Chinese Takeout

Canada could have had the best of three worlds.

They could have had American technology, French cuisine, and British culture.

Instead they have French technology, British cuisine, and American culture.

A Mexican dock worker is loading a ship...

A Mexican dock worker is loading a boat with a shipment of French cuisine, when his boss happens to walk by. The boss asks, "hey, what's that you're loading over there?"

The dock worker replies, "Es cargo."

What's the first step to preparing American cuisine?

Remove packaging and pierce film

New cuisines

I went to a Chinese/ German fusion buffet today for lunch. I had the Szechuan Schnitzel with sweet and sour kraut. It was pretty good. My only complaint is that an hour later I was hungry...

I studied human thought and cuisine in the Middle East.

I earned my bachelor's in Falafelsophy.

I like both kinds of british cuisine...

fish AND chips.

One for those learning German. [NSFW]

So I went to germany recently and was really hoping to try some native food. I asked my friend if he knew any cuisine that we could go and eat out...he punched me across the face and told me to leave his cousin alone.

I don't like German cuisine.

It's just the Wurst.

Did you hear about the board game which traps you in a mystical world of French cuisine from which you must eat you way out?

It's called "Je manger."

What's the healthiest cuisine?

Vitaminese food.

Have you heard about the tragedy of Canada?

The tragedy of Canada is that we could have had English culture, French cuisine, and American technology. Instead we have American culture, English cuisine, and French technology.

What is the proper term for a lover of East Indian cuisine who doesn't deviate from the norm?

A naan conformist.

An Italian cuisine delivery guy crashed on a highway while delivering food...

He pasta way.

My friend asked me "have you ever tried Ethiopian cuisine?"

"Yeah man, those Red cross packets are great."

Did you hear about the chef arrested for tax evasion?

His mis-spelled nouvelle cuisine and got caught cooking the books.

Do you know the traditional Ethiopian cuisine ?

Don't worry, they don't either

Why did the cuisine chef buy more shares in the restaurant?

He wanted a greater steak in the place..
I'll go home now..

What is the premier dish in Israeli-Japanese cuisine?


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