The Best 8 Cuddly Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cuddly jokes. There are some cuddly hug jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cuddly furry puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cuddly Jokes and Puns

Adam and God discus women

Adam says to God, God, why did you make women so soft? God says, "So that you will like them. Adam says, "God, why did you make women so warm and cuddly? God says, So that you will like them. "Adam says to God, But, God, why did you make them so stupid? God says, So that they will like you.

Steer clear if you don't like cow puns

Why are cows the most forgiving animals?
Because forgiveness is bovine.
Alternatively: because they're always ready to turn the udder cheek.

Why is it best to hug a cow right after it eats?
Because then it's extra cuddly.

I knew this guy whose favorite thing was to cover a cow's eyes. He just loved to make them low and behold.

You know what makes cow puns so great?
You can always come up with an udder one.

Why do cuddly toys never eat?

Because they are stuffed

I recruited a nice little girl and her cute cuddly kitten to the flat earthers this weekend.

I also figured out the brakes on my truck are overdue to be replaced.

Free to Good Home:

Small terrier, cute and cuddly but barks constantly. If interested, I'll hop the neighbor's fence and get him for you.


My parents 140lb Yellow Lab is so big and cuddly, you might be convinced he was studying to become a blanket.

As a family, we're all very supportiveβ€”we're just worried he'll succeed.

Dogs are like fat people

They're all cute and cuddly until you try touching they're food

What do you call a zombie cuddly bear?

Infect-ted

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cuddly shelf jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cuddly wittle piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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