Cuckoo Jokes
9 cuckoo jokes and hilarious cuckoo puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cuckoo that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This article highlights the best cuckoo jokes to share with family and friends. It includes bird jokes such as cuckoo clock humor and witty one-liners about sparrows and woodpeckers. Check out this article for a good laugh.
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The following is a joke from 'Harry Hills Whopping Great Joke Book' and I really don't get it. Could anyone enlighten me?
My wife is a stickler for tidiness. I just bought her a cuckoo clock and she's started putting paper under it.
A man is on "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" and is at the million dollar question.
The question is "which of these birds doesn't build its own nest? a.the cuckoo b. the sparrow c. the eagle or d. the red-tailed hawk. He only has "phone a friend left", so he calls his friend and repeats the question. His friend immediately says it's the cuckoo. The guy asks if he's sure and he says "yes, positive". The guy answers the cuckoo and wins a million dollars. When he goes to thank his friend the next day, he asks "how did you the cuckoo doesn't built it's own nest?" and the friend replied "Because it lives in a clock, duh!"
Did you hear about the little bird that took over his clock by force?
It was a cuckoo coup.
Did you hear about the crazy chickens that took over a farm?
It was a cuckoo coop coup.
My wife and I have been plagued by birds chirping outside our window at night, and it's upsetting her
She asks me "What kind of bird chirps at night?! Isn't that a morning thing?!"
I tell her "Well, the bird likes to chirp at all hours, and is obviously mentally ill or crazy, so it can only be one kind..."
"What's that?"
"A *cuckoo* bird!"
"......."
I don't think I've ever seen her roll her eyes that hard at anything I've ever said. (Borat thumbs) GREAT SUCCESS!
I just got a job as a cuckoo in a cuckoo clock...
...It's not the best job in the world, but it gets me out of the house.
I bought a clock that was made by the patients at a psychiatric hospital
It's the beautiful cuckoo clock I've ever seen.
Cuckoo-clock...
Cuckoo-clock: tik-tak, tik-tak.
Cuckoo-clock with a mentally r**... cuckoo: Tik-Tok, Tik-Tok
What did the cuckoo clock do as soon as it hit new years day?
Put its hands up and started belting out a tune
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