The Best 8 Cuckoo Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cuckoo jokes. There are some cuckoo tock jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cuckoo clock puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cuckoo Jokes and Puns

A man is on "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" and is at the million dollar question.

The question is "which of these birds doesn't build its own nest? a.the cuckoo b. the sparrow c. the eagle or d. the red-tailed hawk. He only has "phone a friend left", so he calls his friend and repeats the question. His friend immediately says it's the cuckoo. The guy asks if he's sure and he says "yes, positive". The guy answers the cuckoo and wins a million dollars. When he goes to thank his friend the next day, he asks "how did you the cuckoo doesn't built it's own nest?" and the friend replied "Because it lives in a clock, duh!"

Did you hear about the little bird that took over his clock by force?

It was a cuckoo coup.

Did you hear about the crazy chickens that took over a farm?

It was a cuckoo coop coup.

Cuckoo joke, Did you hear about the crazy chickens that took over a farm?

I just got a job as a cuckoo in a cuckoo clock...

...It's not the best job in the world, but it gets me out of the house.

I bought a clock that was made by the patients at a psychiatric hospital

It's the beautiful cuckoo clock I've ever seen.


What did the cuckoo clock do as soon as it hit new years day?

Put its hands up and started belting out a tune

Cuckoo-clock...

Cuckoo-clock: tik-tak, tik-tak.
Cuckoo-clock with a mentally retarded cuckoo: Tik-Tok, Tik-Tok

Cuckoo joke, Cuckoo-clock...

What's the difference between Sonny the Cuckoo Bird and a Hawaiian masturbation addict?

Ones cuckoo for coco puffs and the other goes cuckoo for coconuts

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cuckoo jackpot jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cuckoo midnight piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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