Cuckoo Bird Jokes
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A man is on "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" and is at the million dollar question.
The question is "which of these birds doesn't build its own nest? a.the cuckoo b. the sparrow c. the eagle or d. the red-tailed hawk. He only has "phone a friend left", so he calls his friend and repeats the question. His friend immediately says it's the cuckoo. The guy asks if he's sure and he says "yes, positive". The guy answers the cuckoo and wins a million dollars. When he goes to thank his friend the next day, he asks "how did you the cuckoo doesn't built it's own nest?" and the friend replied "Because it lives in a clock, duh!"
Did you hear about the little bird that took over his clock by force?
It was a cuckoo coup.
My wife and I have been plagued by birds chirping outside our window at night, and it's upsetting her
She asks me "What kind of bird chirps at night?! Isn't that a morning thing?!"
I tell her "Well, the bird likes to chirp at all hours, and is obviously mentally ill or crazy, so it can only be one kind..."
"What's that?"
"A *cuckoo* bird!"
"......."
I don't think I've ever seen her roll her eyes that hard at anything I've ever said. (Borat thumbs) GREAT SUCCESS!
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