Cuck Jokes

Following is our collection of mistress puns and trickster one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Cuck jokes for adults, dirty wife jokes and clean fuc dad gags for kids.

The Best Cuck Puns

Wondering why "cuck" has become the new insult of choice among basement dwellers and neck beards?

They finally found an insult that can never be used against them.

What do cuckolds and landlords have in common?

Neither of them want to give you your deposit back.

What did the cuckoo clock do as soon as it hit new years day?

Put its hands up and started belting out a tune

what has four eyes and is a cuck?

your father

My friend was telling me she sleeps with multiple men and her husband knows.

Bit of a cuck and bull story if you ask me.


What did the cuckold comedian say after he said, "take my wife, please..."?

"I'll be here all weak."

What sound does a cheating chicken?

Cuck.

Cuckoo-clock...

Cuckoo-clock: tik-tak, tik-tak.
Cuckoo-clock with a mentally retarded cuckoo: Tik-Tok, Tik-Tok

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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