The Best 37 Cubs Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Cubs jokes. There are some cubs prey jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cubs mlb puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Cubs Jokes and Puns
I am on the case prep team in law school. Our new fact pattern is based on the Sandusky Trial. What do you think of my theme for trial?
Coach Toledo may have been head coach of the Cougars, but he was not interested in the cougars. Coach Toledo was interested in the cubs.
Found 4 fox cubs
I called the ISPCA today and said, "I've just found a suitcase in the woods containing a fox and four cubs."
"That's terrible," the woman on the phone replied. "Are they moving?"
"I'm not sure, to be honest," I said, "But that would explain the suitcase."
What do cubs fans do after they win the world series?
They turn off their Xbox.
What do cubs fans do when the cubs make it to the World Series?
Yeah, cubs fans don't know either.
Why are the bears such a bad football team?
Because when they were little, they were cubs.
I'm so sorry
Are they moving?
A man called his local animal control as he was walking through the woods-
Animal Control: Thanks for calling, how can we help you?
Man: I was walking through the woods and I found a suitcase in the bush, and inside was a Fox and 4 cubs.
Animal Control: Oh no, thats terrible. Are they moving?
Man: I don't know to be honest, but that would explain the suitcase.
A man is walking through the woods...
when he come across a suitcase. Inside the suitcase he finds a fox and her cubs. He dials animal control to report his discovery. The woman on the other end exclaims, "That's horrible... are they moving? The man responds, "I don't know but that would explain the suitcase"
I was walking through the woods and found a suitcase containing a fox and four cubs...
I immediately called the RSPCA and told the lady on the other end.
"That's terrible," she replied. "Are they moving?"
"I'm not sure," I said, "But I guess that would explain the suitcase."
I can prove global warming is real.
The Chicago Cubs are still playing its October already.
What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?
They're used to disappointment.
The Chicago Cubs have come a long way...
Four-nothing
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Did anyone hear about the Grizzly who was sick of giving birth to naked cubs?
She could barely bear to bear bare bare bears.
How many gay guys does it take to flip a car?
We'll find out when the cubs win the World Series
What's the best thing about being a Cubs fan?
Not being from Detroit.
What does a gay bear and The World Series have in common?
They can never have Cubs!
What do gay marriage and the Cubs have in common?
As senator, Hillary Clinton supported neither.
What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?
...They Leave a Trail of Tears
Things that have occurred in history since the Chicago Cubs last won a World Series...
I had an ice cream cone. That I dripped all over myself.
Last time the Cubs won the World Series...
Last time the Cubs won the World Series the American empire still existed.
The cubs should be thankful they played Cleveland and not Toronto
as Aroldis Chapman likes to keep his beatings Domestic.
2016 has been a weird year: Trump could be president, killer clowns have been spotted en masse, and now this...
The Cubs have won the World Series.
I'm glad the Chicago Cubs finally won the World Series.
108 years of hibernation just doesn't seem healthy.
They're dying the Chicago River blue in honor of the Cubs win...
It's the first time it will be blue since the French got there.
To the Chicago Cubs
Thanks, you've doomed us all.
2016
where Leiceister City defies the odds of 3000/1 to win the league title, Cubs win the world series, and Donald Trump is elected as the president of the United States
I'm still in a state of total shock
I mean the Cubs won the World Series
How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?
2016.
What did every World Series before 2016 and gay bears have in common?
No Cubs.
How do the Cubs get home after playing a game?
They take the L
A hike with my girlfriend
Once I was hiking in the woods with my girlfriend when suddenly a huge bear charged right at us. We must've gotten close to her cubs or something. Luckily, I had my 9mm pistol with me. One shot to my girlfriend's kneecap was all it took to get away.
My wife gets really upset when I tell the same joke about a grizzly and her cubs at every party we go to.
But I think it's bears repeating.
What's the similarity between a Cubs fan and a daily commuter?
They both take the L.
What does a mama bear on birth control have in common with the world series?
No cubs
Off to the Chinese takeaway tonight and I'm going to try the sweet and sour badger with special fried badger cubs.
It's a sett meal for one.
A lion calls 911 and gets put on hold.
a couple of minutes later...
911 what is your emergency?
Jeez Finally! One of our lion cubs was eaten by a hyena!
Are the other cubs safe??
Well, I actually got really hungry while I was on hold...
I called the RSPCA
I called the RSPCA today and said, "I've just found a suitcase in the woods containing a fox and four cubs."
"That's terrible," the woman on the phone replied. "Are they moving?"
"I'm not sure, to be honest, but that would explain the suitcase''
They won't be serving beer for the rest of the year at Chicago Cubs baseball games.
They lost the opener.
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