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I called the ISPCA today and said, "I've just found a suitcase in the woods containing a fox and four cubs."
"That's terrible," the woman on the phone replied. "Are they moving?"
"I'm not sure, to be honest," I said, "But that would explain the suitcase."
when he come across a suitcase. Inside the suitcase he finds a fox and her cubs. He dials animal control to report his discovery. The woman on the other end exclaims, "That's horrible... are they moving? The man responds, "I don't know but that would explain the suitcase"
They turn off their Xbox.
I immediately called the RSPCA and told the lady on the other end.
"That's terrible," she replied. "Are they moving?"
"I'm not sure," I said, "But I guess that would explain the suitcase."
They're used to disappointment.
I mean the Cubs won the World Series
Coach Toledo may have been head coach of the Cougars, but he was not interested in the cougars. Coach Toledo was interested in the cubs.
She could barely bear to bear bare bare bears.
Because when they were little, they were cubs.
I'm so sorry
We'll find out when the cubs win the World Series
A man called his local animal control as he was walking through the woods-
Animal Control: Thanks for calling, how can we help you?
Man: I was walking through the woods and I found a suitcase in the bush, and inside was a Fox and 4 cubs.
Animal Control: Oh no, thats terrible. Are they moving?
Man: I don't know to be honest, but that would explain the suitcase.
It's the first time it will be blue since the French got there.
Yeah, cubs fans don't know either.
Once I was hiking in the woods with my girlfriend when suddenly a huge bear charged right at us. We must've gotten close to her cubs or something. Luckily, I had my 9mm pistol with me. One shot to my girlfriend's kneecap was all it took to get away.
108 years of hibernation just doesn't seem healthy.
a couple of minutes later...
911 what is your emergency?
Jeez Finally! One of our lion cubs was eaten by a hyena!
Are the other cubs safe??
Well, I actually got really hungry while I was on hold...
where Leiceister City defies the odds of 3000/1 to win the league title, Cubs win the world series, and Donald Trump is elected as the president of the United States
Thanks, you've doomed us all.
...They Leave a Trail of Tears
They can never have Cubs!
Four-nothing
They both take the L.
I had an ice cream cone. That I dripped all over myself.
But I think it's bears repeating.
as Aroldis Chapman likes to keep his beatings Domestic.
The Chicago Cubs are still playing its October already.
It's a sett meal for one.
No cubs
They take the L
No Cubs.
2016.
The Cubs have won the World Series.
Last time the Cubs won the World Series the American empire still existed.
As senator, Hillary Clinton supported neither.
Not being from Detroit.
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