The Best 7 Cubic Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cubic jokes. There are some cubic centimeter jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cubic radius puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cubic Jokes and Puns

My boyfriend bought me a diamond ring

The stone was cut in the shape of a four leaf clover. I wore it every day.

I got curious and had it valued at a jeweller's. Unfortunately my boyfriend had been swindled, as the diamond was actually a cubic zirconia.

It was a sham rock.

My boyfriend bought me a diamond ring The stone was cut in the shape of a four leaf clover. I wore it all the time to show how much it meant to me.

One day, I got curious and had it valued at a jeweller's. Unfortunately they told me that my boyfriend had been swindled, as the diamond was actually a cubic zirconia.

It was a sham rock.

What did the polyhedron get when he hit puberty?

Cubic hair

What happens to Minecraft characters when they turn 16?

They grow cubic hair!

Textile Mill Heist

Earlier today police apprehended a criminal who had loaded an industrial-sized loom and 10 cubic meters of wool onto a truck in an attempted robbery of a local textile factory.

Police became suspicious of the truck when they noticed the driver weaving all over the road.


I'm doin' meth

I just remembered the cubic subtrection formule

What's a pirates favorite unit of volumetric measurement?

Cubic yarrrrds!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cubic centimetres jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cubic quadratic piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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