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Funniest Cubes Short Jokes

Short cubes jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cubes humour may include short rubik cube jokes also.

  1. My father is cuban and my mother is from Iceland. So i am...... .....
    an Ice Cube
    Cred: Russell Peters
  2. Americans are the best at solving Rubik's Cube They have a long history of sorting and separating colour
  3. I was reading through the ingredients for a fruit salad I'm making today It said: "Pineapples: five cubed."
    I'm not sure though, 125 will probably be too many.
  4. I just melted an ice cube by staring at it. Took a bit longer than I thought it would, though.
  5. Mother, mother, ... ... how come other children need hours to solve Rubik's cube but I do it in just a few seconds?
    - Well, sweetie, it's because you're color blind.
  6. earlier today I dropped an ice cube It slipped under the refrigerator and I couldn't reach it. I was really upset about it at first but now I'm over it. water under the fridge.
  7. Parents in 1998: Don't believe everything you read on the internet Parents in 2018: Did you know that dogs will die if you feed them ice cubes?
  8. A man sees a blonde girl staring intently at a ice cube in her hand The man asks the girl why she's staring at the ice cube and she responds, "I'm trying to figure out where it's leaking from."
  9. An ice cube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. Bunsen... My flame...I melt whenever I see you," confessed the ice cube.
    * Chill, it's just a phase you're going through. *
  10. Cool Customers Two drunks are sitting at the bar staring into their drinks. 'hey cobber, you ever seen an ice cube with a hole in it before?'
    'Yes, I've been married to one for 15 years'.

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Cubes One Liners

Which cubes one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cubes? I can suggest the ones about rubiks cube and ice cube.

  1. Why are racists so good at solving rubik's cubes? Cuz they looooove seperating colors.
  2. I don't understand why Ice Cube hates the police so much... They are a really good band
  3. What would happen if the Earth was a Cube? We'd all be cubans. ^^^^I'm ^^^^sorry
  4. If Ice Cube and snoop dogg adopted a child... they could call it Slush Puppy :)
  5. What happens when an entire Borg cube is exasperated? They let out a collective sigh.
  6. If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed
  7. How does Ice-Cube drink his milk? Straight Outta Carton.
  8. What do you call friendly frozen water? a nice cube
  9. What do you call it when two Nissan Cubes get into an accident? A wreck-tangle.
  10. What's Fuzzy, Smokes, and Comes in Cubes? Fidel Castro.
  11. My attempts to combine nitrous oxide and Oxo cubes made me a laughing stock
  12. If a woman from Cuba marries a man from iceland Are their children called ice cubes?
  13. Jesus tried to solve a Rubik's cube He died on the cross.
  14. How do you add flavor to your algorithm? Use a Boolean cube.
  15. What is a programmer's favorite artificial meat flavoring? A boolean cube

Spheres Cubes Jokes

Here is a list of funny spheres cubes jokes and even better spheres cubes puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • A cube walks into a bar... A cube walks into a bar and comes out as a sphere. A passerby saw and asked them what happened. The sphere replied oh I just had a drink to take the edge off .
  • The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
  • What do you call a homosexual Ice Cube? Ice Sphere
  • Q: How does a poor mans cube look like? A: It's a sphere.

Ice Cubes Jokes

Here is a list of funny ice cubes jokes and even better ice cubes puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Today I learned that I can make an ice cube melt just by concentrating on it and thinking ''Melt.'' I have to admit that it takes a lot longer than I expected.
  • I dropped an ice cube next to the freezer. It melted and got my sock wet the next time I went to the kitchen. I was mad at first, but now it's mostly water under the fridge.
  • I can't decide between Star Trek popsicles or a Star Trek ice cube mold.. both choices have their frozen Khans.
  • Life Pro Tip: If you accidentally drop ice cubes on the kitchen floor, quietly kick it under the refrigerator. Soon it'll be water under the fridge.
  • Someone told me I could make ice cubes out of leftover wine I'm confused... What is leftover wine??
  • My mother woke me up with the sentence „Hey, we're getting new phones! I was happy, but not sure why I woke up in a bathtub full of ice cubes.
  • A guy from iceland and a girl from cuba get married.What are their children called? Ice cubes
  • I Tried Snorting Coke once... ... but the ice cubes got caught in my nose.
  • What's cool cool cool Ice cubed
  • LPT: If you accidentally drop ice cubes on the floor, quietly kick them under the refrigerator. It'll soon be water under the fridge.
Cubes joke, LPT: If you accidentally drop ice cubes on the floor, quietly kick them under the refrigerator.

Cubes joke, LPT: If you accidentally drop ice cubes on the floor, quietly kick them under the refrigerator.

Laughter Cubes Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity

What funny jokes about cubes you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cubs jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cubes pranks.

What are these two cubes with the dots all over them?

Ah, it must be paradise.

My doctor said no more drinking.

so I froze my alcohol into cubes and ate them.

What do you call the kid of an Iceland and Cuban parents?

Ice cubes.

People tell me soup is better with flavor cubes.

But I don't put a lot of stock in that.
Because of it, though, I was the victim of a lot of boullion.

Rubix cubes are like p**......

The more you play with them, the harder they get.

What does problems and ice cubes have in common?

Both go well with Alcohol.

A small village soup chef tried to make a bit of extra money on the side, selling boullion cubes laced with m**......

It was the laughing stock of the whole town.

Ice cubes are very badass

I mean they float around their own blood

Gordon Ramsay walks into a bar...

... and asks for a glass of water with ice. Once his drink is served, he looks at the bartender and asks: "What did you use to make the ice cubes?"
Bartender: "Water."
Ramsay: "Fresh?"
Bartender: "No, frozen."
Ramsay: "Oh for f**...'s sake."

I once tried sniffing coke.

But the ice cubes kept getting stuck up my nose.

How did the Blacksmith pick up the red hot 1000° steel cube with just his hands?

He just held it by the cubes corners which were 90°

Last night, my wife got mad at me for k**... some ice cubes under the refrigerator...

...but now it's just water under the fridge.

Why can't jello cubes dance?

Because they are a bunch of squares.

What do cats put in their drinks?

Mice cubes.

What do you called ginger cut into cubes??

a Square Root.

... I'll see myself out

The worlds two largest manufacturers of broth seasoning cubes are merging.

It was a multi-bouillon dollar deal.

Rubix Cubes & Racism

Why are Americans so good at solving the Rubix Cube?

Because they're good at separating colors.

I don't get why people say rubik's cubes are so hard. There's literally only one combination

Yes, I'm colorblind. Why are y'all asking?

Iceberg

A couple icebergs in Antarctica are best friends. They grew up together and have known each other since they were ice cubes.
One iceberg decides he's tired of all the cold weather, he tells his best friend he's going on a warm vacation for a couple weeks. A couple weeks pass by and he returns to Antarctica. His best friend immediately takes notice of the amount of weight his friend lost while on vacation.
He says "you look amazing my friend, you really slimmed down! Was vacation everything you thawed it would be?"

I tried sniffing Coke once...

But the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

I pulled up to the drive-thru of a fast-food restaurant and ordered coffee.

I asked the clerk to put some ice cubes into the cup so that I could drink the cool coffee quickly.
At the window, there was a delay.
Finally, a teen-aged girl came to the window looking frustrated.
"I'm having a problem," she announced. "The ice keeps melting."

My wife keeps telling me that soup is better with flavour cubes.

I don't put too much stock in that.

What do Rubik's cubes and your wee wee have in common?

Well for most people the more you play with them the harder they get... for me, I play with them for a few seconds and then it's finished.

Oftentimes i find myself putting ice cubes on my eyeballs.

I think its because i wanna look cool.

Two depressed men are sitting at a bar drinking whisky

Suddenly one of them remarks: "Have you noticed the new ice cubes? They have a hole in the middle!"
"They're not new", the other one replies. "I have been married to one for 20 years!"

Cubes joke, Two depressed men are sitting at a bar drinking whisky

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