Cubes Jokes

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The Best Cubes Puns

Gordon Ramsay walks into a bar...

... and asks for a glass of water with ice. Once his drink is served, he looks at the bartender and asks: "What did you use to make the ice cubes?"

Bartender: "Water."

Ramsay: "Fresh?"

Bartender: "No, frozen."

Ramsay: "Oh for fuck's sake."

Parents in 1998: Don't believe everything you read on the internet

Parents in 2018: Did you know that dogs will die if you feed them ice cubes?

Last night, my wife got mad at me for kicking some ice cubes under the refrigerator...

...but now it's just water under the fridge.

Life Pro Tip: If you accidentally drop ice cubes on the kitchen floor, quietly kick it under the refrigerator.

Soon it'll be water under the fridge.

What do you call it when two Nissan Cubes get into an accident?

A wreck-tangle.


What's Fuzzy, Smokes, and Comes in Cubes?

Fidel Castro.

Someone told me I could make ice cubes out of leftover wine

I'm confused... What is leftover wine??

The worlds two largest manufacturers of broth seasoning cubes are merging.

It was a multi-bouillon dollar deal.

If a woman from Cuba marries a man from Iceland

Are their children called ice cubes?

I don't get why people say rubik's cubes are so hard. There's literally only one combination

Yes, I'm colorblind. Why are y'all asking?

A guy from iceland and a girl from cuba get married.What are their children called?

Ice cubes


I Tried Snorting Coke once...

... but the ice cubes got caught in my nose.

What do cats put in their drinks?

Mice cubes.

LPT: If you accidentally drop ice cubes on the floor, quietly kick them under the refrigerator.

It'll soon be water under the fridge.

What do you call the kid of an Iceland and Cuban parents?

Ice cubes.

A small village soup chef tried to make a bit of extra money on the side, selling boullion cubes laced with marijuana...

It was the laughing stock of the whole town.

How did the Blacksmith pick up the red hot 1000° steel cube with just his hands?

He just held it by the cubes corners which were 90°

Rubix cubes are like penises...

The more you play with them, the harder they get.

Ice cubes are very badass

I mean they float around their own blood


What does problems and ice cubes have in common?

Both go well with Alcohol.

Rubix Cubes & Racism

Why are Americans so good at solving the Rubix Cube?



Because they're good at separating colors.

My doctor said no more drinking.

so I froze my alcohol into cubes and ate them.

People tell me soup is better with flavor cubes.

But I don't put a lot of stock in that.

Because of it, though, I was the victim of a lot of boullion.

Why can't jello cubes dance?

Because they are a bunch of squares.

What do you called ginger cut into cubes??

a Square Root.



... I'll see myself out

Skull shaped ice cubes are pretty cool

Well, for a few minutes at least.

I once tried sniffing coke.

But the ice cubes kept getting stuck up my nose.

I went to Sweden to look for some Oxo Cubes.

I hear they have a really good shop there called "Stockhome".

What do you call a gathering of cubes?

A block party.

wanted three ice cubes

but two had to suffice

Did you hear about the criminal who was convicted and thrown in jail?

He asked for a glass of water and was served only ice cubes.









Just ice was served

What are these two cubes with the dots all over them?

Ah, it must be paradise.

What's Ice Cubes least favorite sandwich?

A melt

My uncle always tells me I shouldn't snort coke

He says I'll get ice cubes stuck in my nose.

My girlfriend got mad at me when I dropped some ice cubes and kicked them under the refrigerator.

But now it's just water under the fridge.

Why are ice cubes so smart?

They have 32 degrees.

How do ghosts make soup?

With BOOllion cubes

How do you make soup from a computer?

It's easy; just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.

I just realized I have a superpower

I can melt ice cubes just by staring at them.

It takes a while though.

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