The Best 39 Cubes Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cubes jokes. There are some cubes lollies jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cubes cubicles puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cubes Jokes and Puns

What are these two cubes with the dots all over them?

Ah, it must be paradise.

I Tried Snorting Coke once...

... but the ice cubes got caught in my nose.

What's Fuzzy, Smokes, and Comes in Cubes?

Fidel Castro.

Cubes joke, What's Fuzzy, Smokes, and Comes in Cubes?

My doctor said no more drinking.

so I froze my alcohol into cubes and ate them.

What do you call the kid of an Iceland and Cuban parents?

Ice cubes.


People tell me soup is better with flavor cubes.

But I don't put a lot of stock in that.

Because of it, though, I was the victim of a lot of boullion.

Rubix cubes are like penises...

The more you play with them, the harder they get.

Cubes joke, Rubix cubes are like penises...

What does problems and ice cubes have in common?

Both go well with Alcohol.

A small village soup chef tried to make a bit of extra money on the side, selling boullion cubes laced with marijuana...

It was the laughing stock of the whole town.

Ice cubes are very badass

I mean they float around their own blood

Gordon Ramsay walks into a bar...

... and asks for a glass of water with ice. Once his drink is served, he looks at the bartender and asks: "What did you use to make the ice cubes?"

Bartender: "Water."

Ramsay: "Fresh?"

Bartender: "No, frozen."

Ramsay: "Oh for fuck's sake."

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I went to Sweden to look for some Oxo Cubes.

I hear they have a really good shop there called "Stockhome".

wanted three ice cubes

but two had to suffice

I once tried sniffing coke.

But the ice cubes kept getting stuck up my nose.

How did the Blacksmith pick up the red hot 1000Β° steel cube with just his hands?

He just held it by the cubes corners which were 90Β°

Last night, my wife got mad at me for kicking some ice cubes under the refrigerator...

...but now it's just water under the fridge.

Cubes joke, Last night, my wife got mad at me for kicking some ice cubes under the refrigerator...

Did you hear about the criminal who was convicted and thrown in jail?

He asked for a glass of water and was served only ice cubes.

Just ice was served

Why can't jello cubes dance?

Because they are a bunch of squares.

What do cats put in their drinks?

Mice cubes.


What do you call a gathering of cubes?

A block party.

LPT: If you accidentally drop ice cubes on the floor, quietly kick them under the refrigerator.

It'll soon be water under the fridge.

Parents in 1998: Don't believe everything you read on the internet

Parents in 2018: Did you know that dogs will die if you feed them ice cubes?

What do you called ginger cut into cubes??

a Square Root.



... I'll see myself out

If a woman from Cuba marries a man from Iceland

Are their children called ice cubes?

The worlds two largest manufacturers of broth seasoning cubes are merging.

It was a multi-bouillon dollar deal.

Rubix Cubes & Racism

Why are Americans so good at solving the Rubix Cube?



Because they're good at separating colors.

Skull shaped ice cubes are pretty cool

Well, for a few minutes at least.

Life Pro Tip: If you accidentally drop ice cubes on the kitchen floor, quietly kick it under the refrigerator.

Soon it'll be water under the fridge.

A guy from iceland and a girl from cuba get married.What are their children called?

Ice cubes

What do you call it when two Nissan Cubes get into an accident?

A wreck-tangle.

I don't get why people say rubik's cubes are so hard. There's literally only one combination

Yes, I'm colorblind. Why are y'all asking?

Someone told me I could make ice cubes out of leftover wine

I'm confused... What is leftover wine??

Why are racists so good at solving rubik's cubes?

Cuz they looooove seperating colors.

Iceberg

A couple icebergs in Antarctica are best friends. They grew up together and have known each other since they were ice cubes.

One iceberg decides he's tired of all the cold weather, he tells his best friend he's going on a warm vacation for a couple weeks. A couple weeks pass by and he returns to Antarctica. His best friend immediately takes notice of the amount of weight his friend lost while on vacation.

He says "you look amazing my friend, you really slimmed down! Was vacation everything you thawed it would be?"

I tried sniffing Coke once...

But the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

I pulled up to the drive-thru of a fast-food restaurant and ordered coffee.

I asked the clerk to put some ice cubes into the cup so that I could drink the cool coffee quickly.

At the window, there was a delay.

Finally, a teen-aged girl came to the window looking frustrated.

"I'm having a problem," she announced. "The ice keeps melting."

My wife keeps telling me that soup is better with flavour cubes.

I don't put too much stock in that.

What do Rubik's cubes and your wee wee have in common?

Well for most people the more you play with them the harder they get... for me, I play with them for a few seconds and then it's finished.

My mother woke me up with the sentence β€žHey, we're getting new phones!

I was happy, but not sure why I woke up in a bathtub full of ice cubes.

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