Cube Jokes

Following is our collection of spherical puns and cubicle one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Cube jokes for adults, dirty puzzle jokes and clean boolean dad gags for kids.

The Best Cube Puns

I just melted an ice cube by staring at it.

Took a bit longer than I thought it would, though.

Mother, mother, ...

... how come other children need hours to solve Rubik's cube but I do it in just a few seconds?

- Well, sweetie, it's because you're color blind.

I don't understand why Ice Cube hates the police so much...

They are a really good band

What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

one you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt :P

What would happen if the Earth was a Cube?

We'd all be cubans. ^^^^I'm ^^^^sorry


A man sees a blonde girl staring intently at a ice cube in her hand

The man asks the girl why she's staring at the ice cube and she responds, "I'm trying to figure out where it's leaking from."

If Ice Cube and Snoop Dogg adopted a child...

they could call it Slush Puppy :)

Cool Customers

Two drunks are sitting at the bar staring into their drinks. 'hey cobber, you ever seen an ice cube with a hole in it before?'
'Yes, I've been married to one for 15 years'.

Today I learned that I can make an ice cube melt just by concentrating on it and thinking ''Melt.''

I have to admit that it takes a lot longer than I expected.

Can someone help me find some videos of Al Gore dancing?

I'm trying to solve a Rubik's cube and a friend told me that using Al Gore Rhythms could help.

How do you add flavor to your algorithm?

Use a Boolean cube.


What is a programmer's favorite artificial meat flavoring?

A boolean cube

Jesus tried to solve a Rubik's cube

He died on the cross.

A cube walks into a bar...

A cube walks into a bar and comes out as a sphere. A passerby saw and asked them what happened. The sphere replied oh I just had a drink to take the edge off .

I wrote a program that figures out if soup is made from scratch or from a cube

It returns a bouillon Boolean.

What do you call a hairy puzzle?

Pubik's Cube.

What goes: Click. "Did I get it?" Click. "Did I get it?"

Stevie Wonder solving a Rubik's Cube.

Why is solving a Rubik's Cube like a leper's erection?

It looks hard, but it's really easy to pull off.

Ice Cube is 48 years old, but still hasn't melted. Do you know why?

Man's not hot.


How did the Blacksmith pick up the red hot 1000Β° steel cube with just his hands?

He just held it by the cubes corners which were 90Β°

Why did the ice cube drop out of highschool?

It was too cool for school.

What does a weiner and a Rubix Cube have in common?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

How to make an ice cube melt faster?

Talk to it and get into a heated argument

What goes: 'click' is that it? 'click' is that it? 'click' is that it?

A blind guy with a rubix cube

What did an ice cube say to the fire.

Tsssssssssssssssssssss

News: British man who built world's largest Rubik's cube builds world's largest fidget spinner.

He then went home to the world's emptiest bed.

What's the square root of a hyper cube?

A sugar cube!

Rubix Cubes & Racism

Why are Americans so good at solving the Rubix Cube?



Because they're good at separating colors.

What is another name for a Nissan Cube?

A tool box.

My girlfriend says she's going to a club called "The Cube" tonight...

Sounds pretty edgy to me.

What is a wolfs favorite puzzle?

AWOOObix cube!

What did the ice cube say to the glass of water?

I'm cooler than you

The Liar Ant

I saw an ant in the kitchen so I placed a sugar cube in front of her.

She inspected it and went to tell her friends, then I quickly hid the sugar cube coz I wanted them to think she's a liar.

What's the difference between an ice cube and England?

An ice cube can stay in the cup for longer!

An ice cube decided to wear a new hat

A nice man saw this, and said to the ice cube: "Looking solid, dude!"

The ice cube absolutely melted at this sweet compliment.

Now he's looking liquid, dude.

Did you hear Ice Cube converted to Judeaism?

He changed his name to Ice Berg.

How can you tell that an ice cube didn't graduate from college in the US?

Because it has 0 degrees.
Also because it uses the Celsius scale.

What are these two cubes with the dots all over them?

Ah, it must be paradise.

What do you call a dessert that starts out as a cube of fruit-filled pastry and is slowly stretched until it's long and flat?

Extrudel.

I went to a fancy dress party in a massive ice cube costume.

There were so many bodies there that I almost had a meltdown.

Why did the student look underwater for square and cube numbers?

They're indices

Ice Cube has sure come a long way from the rap world to family-friendly comedies...

All the way from "Keep it gangster" to "Keep it down in the back seat"

My mom said "Its harder to keep one girl happy for a long time, then it is a bunch of girls happy for a night"

I said if I wanted a challenge I would've bought a Rubik's cube.

What does the soundtrack of An Inconvenient Truth have in common with solving a Rubik's Cube?

Algorithms

A man went ice fishing one day and reeled-in a giant ice cube

After months of only catching fish, he finally caught a cold.

I just replaced my old rusty ladder with a 3 ft cube.

It's a big step up.

A cube and a square are fighting. The cube says "You're such a square, square." Offended, the cube replies...

Oh yeah? Well so's your FACE!!!!

Ivy Cube Question

Today I got an Ivy Cube, and found out that many people faced the same problem as me. We can solve all but one corner will never orient correctly.

My teacher confiscated my Rubiks Cube today...

He said it was a weapon of maths disruption.

Ice Cube visits Edgar Allen Poe

Wakes him up by rapping at his chamber door.

How did the ice cube react when it came into some hot water?

It had a meltdown

Redneck at the doctor

Redneck at the doctor: Doc, I think I'm in trouble, I swallowed an ice cube 3 days ago and it ain't come out yet.

My friend made a cube in woodworking class today

I told him to put some dots on it, but no dice.

What did the ice cube ask to the other ice cube?

Can you do me a solid?

8.7328917415

The cube root of all evil.

Ice Cube Should Open a Vietnamese Restaurant

called "pho the police!"

I went to see Funkmaster Flex perform last night but he was acting odd so Ice Cube stepped in for him.

Weird Flex but O'Shea.

What did the eye doctor say to Ice Cube?

O'Shea, can you see?

What do Eskimos call Ice Cube?

Brick

I asked, "hey Ice Cube, where's my copy of Harry Potter?"

"Check your shelf"

What's Curley from *Of Mice and Men's* least favorite rap song?

*No Vaseline* - Ice Cube

What do Boris Johnson, the British Economy, and an entertained cube of beef extract have in common?

They're all laughing stocks.

What gets harder the more you play with it?

A Rubik's cube, you dirty minded individuals!

What mathematical cube can you cook with?

A boolean cube!

you know what would be cool ?

" an ice cube ..
you know what would NOT be cool ? molesting children .. cause that would be really hot "
-an ice cream van driver .

No matter how much a dog mixes up a rubik's cube it will always be solved

Life saving home remedies: if you ever find yourself choking on an ice cube.......

Quick drink a cup of boiling water

How can you tell if your girlfriend is excited to see you?

When you put your hand down her pants it feels like a horse eating a sugar cube.

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