The Best 10 Cubans Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cubans jokes. There are some cubans corporations jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cubans seahorses puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cubans Jokes and Puns

What would happen if the Earth was a Cube?

We'd all be cubans. ^^^^I'm ^^^^sorry

Fidel Castro just died, Cubans can be finally happy that their country will be ruled by the young generation led by a much younger leader.

His 85 year old brother!

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox?

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox?

Tell them it floats!

Cubans joke, How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox?

What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

Bartender and His Customers

A neurosurgeon, two Cubans, a fascist, a socialist, and a prisoner all walk into a bar together.

The bartender asks, "What's new?"

They all reply, "I'm running for president."


What do you get when an attractive American woman walks into a room full of Cubans?

A Cuban Missile Crisis

Why don't the Cubans have Olympic swimmers?

Because they make it here.

Cubans joke, Why don't the Cubans have Olympic swimmers?

What do you call 4 cubans on a raft heading towards America?

Quatro Sinko

A Joke Cubans told in the Fidel Castro years

This was told/translated to me about 20 years ago when I was there on a visit.
A man is painting political graffiti on a wall when a policeman catches him. He has gotten as far as writing, Down with Fi
Policeman asks what he thinks he is doing. The man asks, How do you spell Clinton? Finton or Clinton?

How do you fit eight Cubans in a box?

Tell them that it floats.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cubans cuban jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cubans porpoise piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

Joko Jokes