Cuban Jokes
56 cuban jokes and hilarious cuban puns to laugh out loud. Read ethnic jokes about cuban that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Cuban Short Jokes
Short cuban jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cuban humour may include short music jokes also.
- My father is Cuban and my mother is from Iceland. So i am...... .....
an Ice Cube
Cred: Russell Peters - A Cuban, a Canadian, and a white supremacist walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Ah, Senator Cruz, what are you having?"
- My friend went on holiday to Havana... ...and asked me what gift I would like him to get for me. I said get me "something Cuban", but he got me a Che Guevara t shirt.
Clothes, but no cigar. - I asked my parents for something Cuban. They got me a Che Guevara t-shirt. Clothes, but no cigar
- Cuban I asked my grandmother for "something Cuban" for my birthday, and she had got me a Che Guevara shirt.
Clothes, but no cigar. - While watching Olympic kayaking, I was surprised at how bad the Cuban team was at paddling. Then I realized, That's probably why they're still in Cuba.
- Fidel Castro just died, Cubans can be finally happy that their country will be ruled by the young generation led by a much younger leader. His 85 year old brother!
- A Cuban, a Canadian, and a homophobic walk into a bar The bartender says, "What'll it be, Senator Cruz?"
- The Caribbean is under attack from invasive plant life and other weeds The situation is dire, specifically the Cuban Thistle Crisis
- A Cuban, a Canadian, and a White Supremacist walk into a bar... Bartender says, "what'll it be Ted?"
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Cuban One Liners
Which cuban one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cuban? I can suggest the ones about dance and missile.
- What nationality are Minecraft people? Cuban.
- What's the Cuban national anthem? "Row, Row, Row Your Boat..."
- What would happen if the Earth was a Cube? We'd all be cubans. ^^^^I'm ^^^^sorry
- What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? Drowns.
- What's the name of the Cuban cooking show host? Fidel Gastro
- What do you call a Cuban astronaut? A Castronaut.
- I like my women like I like my cigars. Cuban, shipped in bulk and 7 years old.
- What do you call the kid of an Iceland and Cuban parents? Ice cubes.
- So I got myself a Cuban girlfriend... She is my Guantanamo bae.
- I had a Cuban sandwich for lunch today Just tasted like pork
- What do you call a Cuban gastrologist? Fidel Gastro
- What do you call a Cuban man who doesn't believe in religion? Infidel Castro
- What is the language of the squares? Cuban.
- Why don't the Cubans have Olympic swimmers? Because they make it here.
- What do Cuban Koala bears eat? Yucalyptus
Cuban Cigar Jokes
Here is a list of funny cuban cigar jokes and even better cuban cigar puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What did Monica Lewinsky lean over and say to Mark Cuban at the Presidential Debate? Is that a Cuban Cigar?
- I like my women like I like my Cuban cigars. 7 years old and delivered to me in a burlap sack!
- A great idea for Shark Tank Mark Cuban Cigars.
Amusing Cuban Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends
What funny jokes about cuban you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cigar jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cuban pranks.
What do you call a stomach ache you get from eating a Cuban sandwich?
Castro-intestinal distress.
A Cuban just arrived on a raft...
And is being interviewed when they ask him Name? "Manolo".
s**...? "Two to three times a week"
No,no i mean Male or Female? "Well whatever I can get that week"
What do you call a Cuban Prime Minister with a lot of attitude?
Fidel Sass-tro
What do you call a Cuban Atheist?
Infidel Castro.
What do you call a Cuban on the moon?
A Castronaut.
Infidel.
It's where I want to be, thanks to my f**... for Cuban politicians.
Got a buddy who's half Cuban and half Mexican.
Came to the U.S. on a raft powered by a w**... w**....
How do you kill a Cuban?
Restrain their hands and cover their mouth. They'll explode moments later.
What did the ISIS recruiter say to the Cuban dictator?
You're in Fidel
What do you call a Cuban that immagrated to Spain?
Spain-ish
What do u call a Cuban astronaut
Castronauts
Would a 10'x10'x10' workspace...
...used by a Havana artist studying Picasso's style be a Cuban cubist's cubical cubicle?
Father, forgive me, for it has been a long time since I've been to confession,
A man went into a confessional booth and
discovered a fully equipped bar with beer on
tap and a wall stocked with a dazzling array
of the finest Cuban cigars. When the priest
walked into the room the man said, Father,
forgive me, for it has been a long time since
I've been to confession, but I must say the
confessional box is much more inviting than
I remember.
Get out, the priest ordered. You're on
my side.
What do you get when an attractive American woman walks into a room full of Cubans?
A Cuban Missile Crisis
A man had pen-pals all across the Caribbean.
He had one friend in in Cuba and many all across Jamaica. One day the Cuban is traveling abroad near the man's home and asks if he can stop by for dinner while he's there. The man thinks this is a fantastic idea and starts cooking when his roommate walks in.
"Hey, what's up?"
"One of my pen-pals is in the area and we're having him over for dinner."
"Sounds good. Whatcha makin'?"
"No, it's the guy from Cuba."
