The Best 39 Cuban Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cuban jokes. There are some cuban macedonian jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

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Top 10 of the Funniest Cuban Jokes and Puns

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I asked my grandmother for "something Cuban" for my birthday, and she had got me a Che Guevara shirt.

Clothes, but no cigar.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?

Drowns.

What's the Cuban national anthem?

"Row, Row, Row Your Boat..."

Cuban joke, What's the Cuban national anthem?

What do you call a stomach ache you get from eating a Cuban sandwich?

Castro-intestinal distress.

My friend went on holiday to Havana...

...and asked me what gift I would like him to get for me. I said get me "something Cuban", but he got me a Che Guevara t shirt.

Clothes, but no cigar.


A Cuban just arrived on a raft...

And is being interviewed when they ask him Name? "Manolo".
Sex? "Two to three times a week"
No,no i mean Male or Female? "Well whatever I can get that week"

What do you call a Cuban Prime Minister with a lot of attitude?

Fidel Sass-tro

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What do you call a Cuban Atheist?

Infidel Castro.

What do you call a Cuban on the moon?

A Castronaut.

Bounty Towels has cancelled its agreement with Mark Cuban

Bounty said that it was impossible to make a Mark Cuban towel because Mark Cuban was already too self-absorbed.

I went to a nice Cuban restaurant last night,

I say restaurant but it was more of a Castro pub.

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So I got myself a Cuban girlfriend...

She is my Guantanamo bae.

Infidel.

It's where I want to be, thanks to my fetish for Cuban politicians.

A Cuban, a Canadian, and a White Supremacist walk into a bar...

Bartender says, "what'll it be Ted?"

A Cuban, a Canadian, and a white supremacist walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "Ah, Senator Cruz, what are you having?"

What do you call the kid of an Iceland and Cuban parents?

Ice cubes.

Cuban joke, What do you call the kid of an Iceland and Cuban parents?

A Cuban, a Canadian, and a homophobic walk into a bar

The bartender says, "What'll it be, Senator Cruz?"

Got a buddy who's half Cuban and half Mexican.

Came to the U.S. on a raft powered by a weed whacker.

How do you kill a Cuban?

Restrain their hands and cover their mouth. They'll explode moments later.


While watching Olympic kayaking, I was surprised at how bad the Cuban team was at paddling. Then I realized,

That's probably why they're still in Cuba.

What did Monica Lewinsky lean over and say to Mark Cuban at the Presidential Debate?

Is that a Cuban Cigar?

I like my women like I like my cigars.

Cuban, shipped in bulk and 7 years old.

What did the ISIS recruiter say to the Cuban dictator?

You're in Fidel

TIFU by being Cuban and attending Fidel Castro's funeral.

Now the FBI lists me as "public enemy number Juan".

Why don't the Cubans have Olympic swimmers?

Because they make it here.

What do you call a Cuban that immagrated to Spain?

Spain-ish

I asked my parents for something Cuban. They got me a Che Guevara t-shirt.

Clothes, but no cigar

What is the language of the squares?

Cuban.

What do u call a Cuban astronaut

Castronauts

Would a 10'x10'x10' workspace...

...used by a Havana artist studying Picasso's style be a Cuban cubist's cubical cubicle?

Father, forgive me, for it has been a long time since I've been to confession,

A man went into a confessional booth and
discovered a fully equipped bar with beer on
tap and a wall stocked with a dazzling array
of the finest Cuban cigars. When the priest
walked into the room the man said, Father,
forgive me, for it has been a long time since
I've been to confession, but I must say the
confessional box is much more inviting than
I remember.
Get out, the priest ordered. You're on
my side.

What do you call a muslim cuban?

Infidel Castro

What do Cuban Koala bears eat?

Yucalyptus

What do you call a Cuban gastrologist?

Fidel Gastro

What do you call a Cuban man who doesn't believe in religion?

Infidel Castro

I had a Cuban sandwich for lunch today

Just tasted like pork

What do you get when an attractive American woman walks into a room full of Cubans?

A Cuban Missile Crisis

What's the name of the Cuban cooking show host?

Fidel Gastro

What do you call a Cuban astronaut?

A Castronaut.

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