Cuba Jokes
65 cuba jokes and hilarious cuba puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cuba that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short cuba jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cuba humour may include short motherland jokes also.
- Did you know that you can get a slice of lemon pie in cuba for $1.50 and in jamaica you can get key lime pie for $1.00? Those are the pie rates of the carribean.
- A slice of pie costs $3.50 in Barbados, $3.00 in Saint Lucia, $2.50 in Belize, and $2 in Cuba.
Those are the pie rates of the caribbean. - While watching Olympic kayaking, I was surprised at how bad the cuban team was at paddling. Then I realized, That's probably why they're still in Cuba.
- Why doesn't Cuba have a soccer team? All their athletes are training for distance swimming.
- A guy from iceland and a girl from cuba get married.What are their children called? Ice cubes
- Question: Do yo know what America does with all it's circumcision's. Answer: We send them to Cuba where they grow dictators
- After 50 years of failed embargoes and isolation the US has recently unleashed its most obnoxious weapon on Cuba to date… The American tourist!
- I've always wondered about the price of pies around the world In the Bahamas they're $9 a pie.
In Jamaica they're $8 a pie.
In Cuba they're $7 a pie.
And those are the pie rates of the Caribbean. - Did you know it's cheaper to buy pies in warm weather climates? Cherry pie in Jamaica - $4.25
Blueberry pie in Cuba - $3.50
Those are some of the pie-rates of the Caribbean. - They just opened a Gold's Gym in Havana, Cuba I'd like to see the line for that rowing machine...
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Which cuba one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cuba? I can suggest the ones about region and rule.
- I like my women like I like my cigars 7 years old and coming from Cuba in a burlap sack
- My girlfriend used to work at an American prison in Cuba. She's my Guantanamo Bae.
- If a woman from Cuba marries a man from Iceland Are their children called ice cubes?
- What do you call a Chinese prison in Cuba? Wanton-amo bay
- (Late Joke) Islamic State: People who are currently in Cuba, You are all in Fidel's.
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Sorry. - What's a 3d shape's favourite country? Cuba
- I like my women like I like my cigars Smuggled in from Cuba in a burlap sack
- Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba? He didn't want to play second fidel
- After the death of Dictator Castro, Cuba went into a state of high inFidelity.
- What do you call a doe in Cuba Qdoba
- What country has 6 faces, and 8 points? Cuba
- Why is it customary to drink 8 mojitos a day in Cuba? It's the Hemming way.
- My dad is from Iceland and my mom is from Cuba I'm an ICECUBE
- What's the main export of Cuba? Baseball players.
- Why does Cuba not have any casinos? They Havana no money to spend.
Quirky and Hilarious Cuba Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.
What funny jokes about cuba you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cuba pranks.
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I asked my grandmother for "something Cuban" for my birthday, and she had got me a Che Guevara shirt.
Clothes, but no cigar.
What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?
Drowns.
What's the Cuban national anthem?
"Row, Row, Row Your Boat..."
A Cuban just arrived on a raft...
And is being interviewed when they ask him Name? "Manolo".
s**...? "Two to three times a week"
No,no i mean Male or Female? "Well whatever I can get that week"
So I got myself a Cuban girlfriend...
She is my Guantanamo bae.
A Cuban, a Canadian, and a White Supremacist walk into a bar...
Bartender says, "what'll it be Ted?"
A Cuban, a Canadian, and a white supremacist walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "Ah, Senator Cruz, what are you having?"
A Cuban, a Canadian, and a homophobic walk into a bar
The bartender says, "What'll it be, Senator Cruz?"
Two twins were separated at birth
One of them lived in Cuba, and was named Juan. The other lived in Egypt, and was named Jamal.
10 years after their birth, their birth mother was sent a picture of one of the twins. "I wish I could see the other one," she said. The adoption mother then said,
" If you've seen juan, you've seen jamal."
Several men were arrested when attempting to smuggle food additives into Cuba
They were dubbed the Pirates of the Carrageenan.
On what grounds did the wife divorce her husband when she found out he was having an affair with the leader of Cuba?
Infidelity
Why don't the Cubans have Olympic swimmers?
Because they make it here.
Why was Che Guevara always drunk?
Because he loved Cuba Libre. Boom boom
TIL: The CIA is funding black sites by using detainees in Cuba to manufacture a brand energy drinks.
It's called "Guaranamo"
A friend asked me what it was like to holiday in Cuba.
I couldnt answer, I Havana been there before.
If Cuba had a king who embraced the enlightenment...
Would that make him an Enlightened Despacito?
John Bolton: The troika of tyranny in this Hemisphere – Cuba, Venezuela, and Nicaragua – has finally met its match,
Putin: Weird flex, but ok
In Cuba, you can get a slice of pie for $2.50. In the Bahamas, you can get one for $3.00.
I guess you could say those were the pie-rates of the Caribbean.
A key lime pie costs $3.50 in Cuba, a lemon meringue pie costs $4.50 in the Dominican Republic...
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
Apple pie costs 2$ in Cuba
Pumpkin pie costs 3$ in Jamaica
Banana pie costs 2.5$ in Puerto Rico
These are the PieRates of the Caribbean
Why don't you have to wait in line for fuel in Cuba?
Because theres no fuel to begin with
What do Cuban Koala bears eat?
Yucalyptus
I had a Cuban sandwich for lunch today
Just tasted like pork
What's the name of the Cuban cooking show host?
Fidel Gastro
A man had pen-pals all across the Caribbean.
He had one friend in in Cuba and many all across Jamaica. One day the Cuban is traveling abroad near the man's home and asks if he can stop by for dinner while he's there. The man thinks this is a fantastic idea and starts cooking when his roommate walks in.
"Hey, what's up?"
"One of my pen-pals is in the area and we're having him over for dinner."
"Sounds good. Whatcha makin'?"
"No, it's the guy from Cuba."
