Cub Jokes
39 cub jokes and hilarious cub puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cub that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Are you ready for some cute and corny cub jokes? From bear cub and lion cub to camembert and tiger cub, these jokes will have you roaring with laughter and your Cub Scouts will be howling at the den. Let the family fun begin with these wolf-worthy cub jokes!
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Funniest Cub Short Jokes
Short cub jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cub humour may include short den jokes also.
- They won't be serving beer for the rest of the year at Chicago Cubs baseball games. They lost the opener.
- A lion offspring asked his dad "What is a world series?" "I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub"
- Why are the bears such a bad football team? Because when they were little, they were cubs.
I'm so sorry - How many gay guys does it take to flip a car? We'll find out when the cubs win the World Series
- They're dying the Chicago River blue in honor of the Cubs win... It's the first time it will be blue since the French got there.
- What do cubs fans do when the cubs make it to the World Series? Yeah, cubs fans don't know either.
- I'm glad the Chicago Cubs finally won the World Series. 108 years of hibernation just doesn't seem healthy.
- 2016 where Leiceister City defies the odds of 3000/1 to win the league title, Cubs win the world series, and Donald Trump is elected as the president of the United States
- Things that have occurred in history since the Chicago Cubs last won a World Series... I had an ice cream cone. That I dripped all over myself.
- i know all my jokes are dad jokes but... You know what the majestic kodiak tells his cub...
Bear with me.
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Cub One Liners
Which cub one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cub? I can suggest the ones about wolf and rookie.
- What do cubs fans do after they win the world series? They turn off their Xbox.
- When does a cub become a boy scout? When he eats his first brownie
- What do you call a cub at it's smallest point? Bear minimum
- What does the Chicago Cubs's name stand for? Completely Useless By September
- What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan? They're used to disappointment.
- I'm still in a state of total shock I mean the Cubs won the World Series
- What's blue and gold and comes in brownies? Cub Scouts.
- Why was the lion cub sent to jail? It was a child predator.
- The Chicago Cubs have come a long way... Four-nothing
- What do you call a baby cub before it starts teething? A gummy bear
- Why did Michael Jackson get kicked out of the cub scouts? He was up to a pack a day...
- To the Chicago Cubs Thanks, you've doomed us all.
- What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series? ...They Leave a Trail of Tears
- What does a gay bear and The World Series have in common? They can never have Cubs!
- What's the similarity between a Cubs fan and a daily commuter? They both take the L.
Bear Cub Jokes
Here is a list of funny bear cub jokes and even better bear cub puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My wife gets really upset when I tell the same joke about a grizzly and her cubs at every party we go to. But I think it's bears repeating.
- What does a mama bear on birth control have in common with the world series? No cubs
- What did every World Series before 2016 and gay bears have in common? No Cubs.
- Why did mamma bear ask her cub to put on a coat? Because he was a little bear.
- Did anyone hear about the Grizzly who was sick of giving birth to n**... cubs? She could barely bear to bear bare bare bears.
- What does a girl from the south and a bear cub have in common? They both like to s**... their paws
Cub Scout Jokes
Here is a list of funny cub scout jokes and even better cub scout puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My son got thrown out of the cub scouts today. They caught him eating a brownie.
- Why did Michael Jackson give up the cub scouts? He was up to a pack a day
Shout out to my Criminology professor for this one - What do you call a disabled cub scout? A nub scout.
- what do you call a brownie with nuts a cub scout
Lion Cub Jokes
Here is a list of funny lion cub jokes and even better lion cub puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What did the mother lion say to her cubs before dinner? "Shall we prey!"
- What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?
Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.
Comical Cub Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
What funny jokes about cub you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean grizzly jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cub pranks.
A Native American child asks his father how they choose children's names.
Father - "After you are born, we open the tepee and the first thing we see is what we name you. Like your eldest brother, Soaring Eagle, your sister, Falling Leaves, and your little brother, Grizzly Cub. Why do you ask Two Dogs h**...?"
A young bear cub was roaming the jungle . An animal he had never seen before comes strolling out of the trees.
He asks " excuse me what kind of animal are you?"
The animal replys
" well, I am a tiger"
The bear acts suprised and says " are you sure? You don't look like a tiger."
The tiger says " Do you think I'm a lyin?"
A bear dad and a bear mum are getting worried as they found their cub doesn't like meat...
So, the dad showed him how to catch salmons from a river, roared, and bite them with his sharp teeth.
Showing no interest at all, the cub turned to his mum.
The mum then showed him how to chase a rabbit, grabbed the rabbit on its neck, and bite on it.
The cub seems excited this time, he chased a smaller rabbit, grabbed it on its neck, showed his teeth to it, and roared, "give me your carrot".
A bear walks into a bar.
He sits down, and motions over the bartender.
Bartender says hey, man, what'll ya have?
Bear says I would like a....................beer.
Sure. But why the long pause?
I don't know, I've had them since I was a cub.