The Best 5 Ctrlp Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Ctrlp jokes. There are some ctrlp space jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these ctrlp support puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Ctrlp Jokes and Puns

My grandad asked me how to print on his computer...

I told him it's Ctrl-P. He says he hasn't been able to do that for ages.

In tech support, we get asked questions that seem like common sense. Today I told a guy "CTRL-P"...

...but he didn't make it to the bathroom.

Printer jam

Why couldn't the incontinent person print?

They couldn't Ctrl-P

What keyboard shortcut do the elderly have the most trouble with?

Ctrl+P

Why couldn't the incontinent man print his documents?

He couldn't Ctrl+P


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the ctrlp qwerty jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working ctrlp drink piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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