Ctrla Jokes

Following is our collection of tech puns and originally one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Ctrla jokes for adults, dirty click jokes and clean tale dad gags for kids.

The Best Ctrla Puns

How to check whether you have a fast PC...

Click anywhere on your desktop (not on icon).

Quickly press on keyboard Ctrl+A then Enter.

So you will know.


This was originally a tech support tale but I thought it was funny enough to turn into a joke.

>Speaking to a Canadian: "Hit Ctrl+A."

>Canadian: "Okay, I hit Ctrl, eh? And nothing happened, eh?"

My Canadian wife gets so mad that I buy every little thing I see online.

But she's the one that keeps shouting at me to "Maintain CTRL+A"!

I've just found out about the shortcut CTRL+a

This changes everything

There is an abundance of keyboard jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 4 funniest jokes and ctrla puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any support witze you can hear about ctrla.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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