Ctrl Jokes

Following is our collection of delete puns and edit one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Ctrl jokes for adults, dirty keyboard jokes and clean button dad gags for kids.

The Best Ctrl Puns

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EDIT*: Looks like my CTRL key is broken

Why did Karen push CTRL + ALT + DELETE?

She wanted the Task Manager.

A spider crawled into my keyboard earlier.

It's okay, I've got him under Ctrl.

Why did Steve Jobs eat all the cookies?

Mac users have no CTRL

I smashed up my keyboard and couldnt find the last key

I lost Ctrl


So a spider just crawled onto my keyboard

But don't worry I think it's under ctrl.

I ground up my ctrl key and gift wrapped it. The card reads:

This is ground ctrl.
TO: Major Tom


(Merry Christmas David Bowie!)

A spider crawled on my computer

Don't worry, it's under ctrl

I have three kids named Ctrl, Alt, and Del.

When they mess up, I hit them all at once.

My internet addiction is so bad...

Its alt of ctrl.

I made this up today. How do you print something when you've really got to go to the toilet?

You ctrl p.


Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris' code throws exceptions, it's across the room.

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key, because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can delete the recycling bin.

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people. And then the grenade exploded.

When Chuck Norris goes into a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.

Feel free to add more. Shamelessly stolen from the internet.

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Edit*: sorry it seems as the CTRL button on my keyboard isn't working

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Whoops, lost ctrl.

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edit : sorry, my ctrl button is broken

A man had the most dangerous spider in the world, a Brown Recluse, stuck in his keyboard.

He called his wife about it.

"Hey honey, I have a venomous spider in my house!" He said.

"Oh my God, are you okay?" His wife asked.

"Yes, I have it under CTRL."

Eh?

This was originally a tech support tale but I thought it was funny enough to turn into a joke.

>Speaking to a Canadian: "Hit Ctrl+A."

>Canadian: "Okay, I hit Ctrl, eh? And nothing happened, eh?"

People keep asking me why my keyboard keys keep falling off.

It's not like I have any Ctrl.

What is Poseidon's favourite shortcut?

ctrl + C


What were Stephen Hawking's last words?

Ctrl + Alt + Del

How to gain Karma

ctrl + c

ctrl + v

Teaching my father computer shortcuts

Father: " Son, I just don't understand some of these things, I want to ctrl D but when I do I end of pasting everything?"
My response "No dad, that's ctrl V"
Mother responds " Well he couldn't ctrl his D in my V 15 years ago either!"

My laptop is missing a key.

I lost ctrl.

Ctrl + V

^^^^^^^^^lol

What's the difference between a Sex Worker and Computer Programer?

One controls the use of V and C. The other uses ctrl V and ctrl C.

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Edit; My ctrl button must be broken

There are two types of reposters on this sub:

-Those who try to change a word or two to seem original

-CTRL V

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Sorry, I think my ctrl key is broken.

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Oh sorry, I think my ctrl key is broken

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Oops Ctrl key isn't working

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Edit. Sorry I forgot to hit the Ctrl button

I don't always mistake CTRL for shift

But when I do I'm about to spell a word starting with W

The keyboard shortcut for "find" was originally just Ctrl. The F was added to pay respect to those who were never found.

heres a funny one

Ctrl V

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V - I guess I've lost all ctrl

If A is for Apple and B is for Banana, what is C for?

For pressing with Ctrl right before pressing Ctrl + V

Ctrl+x

Ctrl+x



Hey I can dream, ok?

CPR...

...the human equivalent of CTRL ALT DELETE

A politician asked me...

"How do I prevent my opponents from underlining inconsistencies in my record?"

I said simply "Don't let them CTRL U"

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