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How do you do a system reset on your country?
Hit Ctrl-Alt-Right-Delete
Why do Karens like to press ctrl alt delete?
Because from there they can access the task manager
A lot of people say that alt-right would be good for America.
I'll try it if Ctrl-alt-delete doesn't work.
Microsoft co-founder Paul Allen died today
Unfortunately ctrl-alt-delete will not bring him back to life.
I am sorry RIP Paul Allen.
So Stephen Hawking has just passed away...
His wife Siri told reporters he got the dreaded blue screen of death .
IT guys tried to resuscitate but alas, sometimes CTRL+ALT+DELETE just doesn't work
CPR...
...the human equivalent of CTRL ALT DELETE
Oh no, my computer is frozen!
[CTRL+ALT+DELETED]
How do you kill the keyboard cat?
Ctrl-Alt-Delete
I know it's terrible.
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If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over!
To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"!
If you needed a break from life, click on suspend.
Hit "any key" to continue life when ready.
To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster.
To add/remove someone in your life, click settings and control panel.
To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.
If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.
When you loose your car keys, click on find.
"Help" with the chores is just a click away.
Auto insurance wouldn't be necessary.
You would use your diskette to recover from a c**....
And, we could click on "SEND NOW" and a Pizza would be on it's way to you.
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