Cthulhu Jokes

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The Best Cthulhu Puns

H.P. Lovecraft just signed up for netflix...

Next he'll get Cthulhu.

How does Cthulhu wear a tie?

With an Eldritch knot.

What is H.P. Lovecraft's favorite streaming service?


Disappointed that there will be no Call of Cthulhu client for Linux

I wanted to go insane installing *and* playing the game.

YouTube comments are like Cthulhu

Stare at them for too long, and you'll go insane.

What did Cthulhu do to save money?

Cut Hulu

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