Csgo Jokes

Funniest Csgo Short Jokes

Short csgo jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The csgo humour may include short jokes also.

1. Why do CSGO terrorists hate the desert? Because they don't want de dust 2 get in their eyes.
2. My computer kept overheating while playing CS:GO I had to stop to give it a quick de_dust.
3. A French internet cafe had to cancel a CS:GO tournament it was supposed to host, after someone stole all the baked goods. The gamers could not tolerate that much baguette loss.
4. CS:GO Jokes.. pls dont take this seriously How many CS GO silver ranked players does it take to fix a light bulb??. None! cause they cant climb the ladder lol lel xD...
5. Real Solder vs CS:GO player Real Solder: "Tell my mom I love her"
   CS:GO player: "Tell your mom I love her"
6. TBS is going to air CS:GO next year. What should TNT host? League of Legends.
   Because they know drama.
7. Use Intel Integrated Graphics at Very High settings in CS:GO and save lives Only thing which Intel Integrated Graphics does better than other dGPUs.
8. I was going to play csgo... but my mouse ran away.
9. Doctor says I need to cutback on my sodium intake So I quit playing CS:GO
10. I Played with a Jewish man on Csgo He saved every round

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Csgo One Liners

Which csgo one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with csgo? I can suggest the ones about and .

1. What does a successful CS:GO bettor spend the money on? Vacation.
2. What does Congress do when they lose a game of CSGO? They blame the Russians.
3. CS:GO and Roulette are quite similar They are both fun until you add Russian
4. What does Hillary do when she loses a game of CS:GO? She blames the Russians.
5. A girl and a csgo map Baby, if you were a CS:GO map you would be de_stroyed.
6. The CS:GO Joke. In a COMP match in CSGO how many people does Olofmeister kill?
   Olofem
7. Why don't they play CS:GO in the jungle? too many cheetahs
8. What is something I 100% do not own... CS:GO Lotto.
9. What hack did the feminist use in CSGO? Triggerbot
10. Snoop dogg and CS:GO have something in common They both smoke mid
11. What do you call a Skyrim fan that is good at CSGO? Nova'kiin
12. A guy in csgo uses the m249.
13. Why do non-Russians in CSGO still Rush B? They can't Rush A.
14. Why do terrorists in CS:GO have sunglasses? They don't want de_dust_2 get in their eye.
15. I heard Madden was so boring A player switched to CS:GO

Delightful Fun Csgo Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about csgo you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make csgo pranks.