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My wife is p**... off at me...

She told me how unhappy she is with her c-section scar and I tried to comfort her. Apparently "honey, don't worry, your t**... will cover it up" was not the right answer.

I was born by c-section and I turned out fine.

Of course, whenever I park my car I have to climb out through the sun roof.

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What do you call an emergency C-section performed on top of a mountain?

A w**... with a view.

I told my wife a joke about C-sections

The joke wasn't great, but the delivery had her in stitches.

Why do fish always have c-sections?

Because they can't have land sections

Maternity Ward

So I was at a matetinity ward with my friend. His wife & him just had their first baby, and he told me to go buy a pizza to celebrate. I brought back a frozen Digiorno brand pizza. My friend got mad mad like what the heck this is frozen? I responded, Well your wife had a C-section so I got this because it's not delivery.

My wife told me that having kids would help me open my life's perspective as a whole...

...but ever since the delivery all I can do is c-sections.

[OC] Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

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