The Best 7 Csection Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Csection jokes. There are some csection mother jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these csection math puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Csection Jokes and Puns

What do you call an emergency C-section performed on top of a mountain?

A womb with a view.

Maternity Ward

So I was at a matetinity ward with my friend. His wife & him just had their first baby, and he told me to go buy a pizza to celebrate. I brought back a frozen Digiorno brand pizza. My friend got mad mad like what the heck this is frozen? I responded, Well your wife had a C-section so I got this because it's not delivery.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book about pregnancy.

The librarian tells him it's in the C-section.

[OC] Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

What did the one doctor say to the other who hadn't done any C-section lately?

Long time, No C.



*\*Can we improve it somehow or is it okay?*


Tiger Woods' girlfriend had a baby via C-section yesterday.

He didn't make the cut.

How do blind doctors deliver babies?

With a can't c-section.

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We suggest to use only working csection coma piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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