Csection Jokes

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The Best Csection Puns

What do you call an emergency C-section performed on top of a mountain?

A womb with a view.

Maternity Ward

So I was at a matetinity ward with my friend. His wife & him just had their first baby, and he told me to go buy a pizza to celebrate. I brought back a frozen Digiorno brand pizza. My friend got mad mad like what the heck this is frozen? I responded, Well your wife had a C-section so I got this because it's not delivery.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book about pregnancy.

The librarian tells him it's in the C-section.

[OC] Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

What did the one doctor say to the other who hadn't done any C-section lately?

Long time, No C.



*\*Can we improve it somehow or is it okay?*


Tiger Woods' girlfriend had a baby via C-section yesterday.

He didn't make the cut.

How do blind doctors deliver babies?

With a can't c-section.

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