Csection Jokes
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My wife is p**... off at me...
She told me how unhappy she is with her c-section scar and I tried to comfort her. Apparently "honey, don't worry, your t**... will cover it up" was not the right answer.
I was born by c-section and I turned out fine.
Of course, whenever I park my car I have to climb out through the sun roof.
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What do you call an emergency C-section performed on top of a mountain?
A w**... with a view.
I told my wife a joke about C-sections
The joke wasn't great, but the delivery had her in stitches.
Why do fish always have c-sections?
Because they can't have land sections
Maternity Ward
So I was at a matetinity ward with my friend. His wife & him just had their first baby, and he told me to go buy a pizza to celebrate. I brought back a frozen Digiorno brand pizza. My friend got mad mad like what the heck this is frozen? I responded, Well your wife had a C-section so I got this because it's not delivery.
My wife told me that having kids would help me open my life's perspective as a whole...
...but ever since the delivery all I can do is c-sections.
[OC] Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?
Because the C-section is always messy.
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