The Best 9 Crystals Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Crystals jokes. There are some crystals crystal jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these crystals sky puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Crystals Jokes and Puns

People have been using crystals and essential oils to protect themselves from covid.

Their corpses smell great and look very fashionable.

A bunch of rocks go to a bar...

The bartender sees them as they come towards him to order drinks, and notices that they are have crystals inside them.

'Where y'all from?' the bartender asks

One of the rocks steps up. 'We're from the local quarry a few blocks away.'

The bartender raises his eyebrows.

'Sorry, we don't serve mine ores.'

You guys just buy into anything big pharma tells you don't you?

You guys just buy into anything big pharma tells you don't you? i'll have you know my son was diagnosed with the measles so I placed various crystals around his bed while he slept to promote the proper aura for healing.

He's dead now but at least he's not autistic

So I heard this word problem from grade school.....

If you have five crystals, and billy takes four crystals, and sally gives you two crystals, how many crystals do you have?

It was then that I realized the kids were all doing crystal math.

I like my coffee like my women.

Someone secretly replaced my woman with Folger's Crystals. I can't tell the difference.


Does silicon make pretty crystals

Of quartz it does

What do you call someone who believes crystals have energy?

Stupidite

Why are bismuth crystals rainbow?

Because they're Bi.

How would you calculate the mass of crystals

using crystal maths

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the crystals snowflakes jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working crystals crystal meth piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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