Crystal Meth Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

The pollen is so bad this year in Phoenix...

that tweekers are turning their crystal meth back into Sudafed.

What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

If you can't afford to get your wisdom teeth removed...

Try crystal meth, it really is a miracle drug.

*disclaimer: may remove more teeth than expected.

Did you hear about the guy who made his wife a necklace out of crystal meth?

I hear it was pretty dope.

What's the best stage name for a stripper with no teeth?

Crystal Meth

The Pollen count in the air is so high this year

all the meth cooks are turning their crystal back into Sudafed

What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!

Doing crystal meth lowers your risk of dying from cancer…

by raising your risk of dying from crystal meth.

My neighbors have been cooking Crystal until an explosion destroyed their kitchen.

The really methed it up.

What can tourists do on a $65 tour of gang turf in Los Angeles? Purchase a postcard, t-shirt, and some crystal meth!

So my parents are always accusing me of using drugs.

If I had a dollar for every time they thought that I was on pot, I would probably blow it all on crystal meth.

I think that the best Christmas present is the one that you make yourself you know?

Like, crystal meth.

Did you hear about the junkie that was addicted to brake fluid and Crystal Meth? He said he could stop anytime.

What are the funniest crystal meth jokes of all time?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking about Crystal Meth? Well, here are the best Crystal Meth puns to laugh out loud. Crazy and funny Crystal Meth pick up lines to share with friends.

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