Cryst Jokes

6 cryst jokes and hilarious cryst puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cryst that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Uplifting Cryst Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends

What is a good cryst joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

If I had a crystal ball...

I'd sit down *really* carefully...

I used to think that crystal girls where s**....

All their talk about how crystals would "align their chakras and give them powers" made me think they were dumb.
How could a rock give them powers?
But then I tried crack.

What does a drug dealer says at the end of the year?

Merry cryst m**...!

"Crystal ball, how much time do I have before I die?"

"Five..." said the image on the crystal ball
"Five what? Years? Days? Decades?"
"Four... Three..."

Doing crystal m**... lowers your risk of dying from cancer…

by raising your risk of dying from crystal m**....

I have a crystal ball

Which mean i have to sit down carefully

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