Cryst Jokes
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If I had a crystal ball...
I'd sit down *really* carefully...
I used to think that crystal girls where s**....
All their talk about how crystals would "align their chakras and give them powers" made me think they were dumb.
How could a rock give them powers?
But then I tried crack.
What does a drug dealer says at the end of the year?
Merry cryst m**...!
"Crystal ball, how much time do I have before I die?"
"Five..." said the image on the crystal ball
"Five what? Years? Days? Decades?"
"Four... Three..."
Doing crystal m**... lowers your risk of dying from cancer…
by raising your risk of dying from crystal m**....
I have a crystal ball
Which mean i have to sit down carefully
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