Crys Jokes

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If I had a crystal ball...

I'd sit down *really* carefully...

Had my medical license revoked today.

Being a medical professional is like being in a minefield. All it takes is one mistep and you can lose it all. I made a one-time mistake and slept with a patient. A co-worker heard her passionate crys and came to find us in the act. Embarrassing be as it was, I never expected to be the end of my career.
12 years wasted as a veterinarian.

I used to think that crystal girls where s**....

All their talk about how crystals would "align their chakras and give them powers" made me think they were dumb.
How could a rock give them powers?
But then I tried crack.

"Crystal ball, how much time do I have before I die?"

"Five..." said the image on the crystal ball
"Five what? Years? Days? Decades?"
"Four... Three..."

Doing crystal m**... lowers your risk of dying from cancer…

by raising your risk of dying from crystal m**....

I have a crystal ball

Which mean i have to sit down carefully

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