The Best 8 Crys Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Crys jokes. There are some crys silicone jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these crys minefield puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Crys Jokes and Puns

If I had a crystal ball...

I'd sit down *really* carefully...

Had my medical license revoked today.

Being a medical professional is like being in a minefield. All it takes is one mistep and you can lose it all. I made a one-time mistake and slept with a patient. A co-worker heard her passionate crys and came to find us in the act. Embarrassing be as it was, I never expected to be the end of my career.

12 years wasted as a veterinarian.

"Crystal ball, how much time do I have before I die?"

"Five..." said the image on the crystal ball

"Five what? Years? Days? Decades?"

"Four... Three..."

I have a crystal ball

Which mean i have to sit down carefully

Doing crystal meth lowers your risk of dying from cancer…

by raising your risk of dying from crystal meth.


If I had a crystal ball that could see five years into the future...

I would have 2020 vision.

When is a crystal not a crystal?

When it's agate.

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We suggest to use only working crys future piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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