Crypts Jokes

6 crypts jokes and hilarious crypts puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about crypts that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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What were the names of the two rival vampire gangs?

The bloods and the crypts

I'm working on a book about vampire gangs.

I'm titling it the Bloods and the Crypts.

Gang b**...'s last wish.

Why did the gang member from the Bloods wish to be cremated?
He hated crypts.

How come Superman is scared of dark mausoleums?

Because crypts at night is his weakness

Why are there no arteries or veins going to intestinal stem cells?

Because the bloods hate the crypts.

Where do bloods never want to get buried?


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