Cryptocurrency Jokes

There's this new cryptocurrency called Decibel. You just yell in your microphone to get money...

It's a sound investment.

Have you heard of the rapper showing off cryptocurrency?

He calls himself blockchainz.


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How does a skeleton pay for things?

With CRYPTocurrency

What kind of treasure do you find in a necromancer's lair?

Cryptocurrency.

What is an assasin's favourite cryptocurrency payment method?

Hitcoin

What kind of money do Bloods use?

Cryptocurrency.

What do cryptocurrency investors do for fun

They YODL

How many cryptocurrency holders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question. It never gets changed. The bulb is purchased but sits in the box for years until it's useless.

Crytominers: "Cryptocurrency means freedom from government and banks!"

IRS: "...Hold my beer."

What does the Mummy use for commerce?

Crypt-o-currency!

What's a cryptocurrency investor's favorite music?

Baroque

I heard Netflix made a Horror anthology about people who lost all their money on Bitcoin

Tales From the Cryptocurrency

Facebook launches their own cryptocurrency

Datacoin

I went to Egypt and raided a tomb.

Now I have a lot of cryptocurrency.

Friend:"I hate these Cryptocurrency peope who always try convincing me to buy some Dash or sth"

Me:"Dude just hodl on."

What do you call a Cryptocurrency that has bright future?

MythCoin.

I'm starting an anti-feminist cryptocurrency

Who's willing to buy some FitCoin?

What do you call MLM for neckbeards?

Cryptocurrency.


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What's the difference between a crypto-communist and a cryptocurrency?

The crypto-communist is worth something.

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