cryptocurrency Jokes

funny jokes and hilarious cryptocurrency puns

There's this new cryptocurrency called Decibel. You just yell in your microphone to get money...

It's a sound investment.

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Have you heard of the rapper showing off cryptocurrency?

He calls himself blockchainz.


PS. Please be forviging. Haha!

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Why couldn't the blood invest in Bitcoin?

It's a Cryptocurrency. Now give me karma my wife left me, I lost custody of my kids and I just lost my job. I'm about one more thing from snapping, for the love of fucking god upvote this damn post.

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How does a skeleton pay for things?

With CRYPTocurrency

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What kind of treasure do you find in a necromancer's lair?

Cryptocurrency.

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How many cryptocurrency holders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question. It never gets changed. The bulb is purchased but sits in the box for years until it's useless.

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What do cryptocurrency investors do for fun

They YODL

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Crytominers: "Cryptocurrency means freedom from government and banks!"

IRS: "...Hold my beer."

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What does the Mummy use for commerce?

Crypt-o-currency!

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Girl, are your breasts a cryptocurrency?

Because it doesn't physically exist and I can't actually touch them

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What's a cryptocurrency investor's favorite music?

Baroque

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I went to Egypt and raided a tomb.

Now I have a lot of cryptocurrency.

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Facebook launches their own cryptocurrency

Datacoin

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What do you call a Cryptocurrency that has bright future?

MythCoin.

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What's the difference between a crypto-communist and a cryptocurrency?

The crypto-communist is worth something.

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I'm starting an anti-feminist cryptocurrency

Who's willing to buy some FitCoin?

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How do you cause a cryptocurrency panic?

You fold up the box, take your shells and go home.

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What is Steve Harringtons favorite cryptocurrency exchange?

Binance

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What is the funniest thing about a cryptocurrency analyst?

the lines

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What do you call bitcoin that has escaped the world of cryptocurrency?

Loose change

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What did the corrupt cop with the computer science degree say to the black suspect?

Cryptocurrency

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Feminists have created their own cryptocurrency.

It's called bitchcoin!

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Which cryptocurrency do Chinese butchershops accept?

Dogecoin

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What do you call a terrible cryptocurrency?

Shitcoin

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What do you call MLM for neckbeards?

Cryptocurrency.


You knew the answer before you clicked.

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If Apple created a cryptocurrency..

It would be an iCO

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Friend:"I hate these Cryptocurrency peope who always try convincing me to buy some Dash or sth"

Me:"Dude just hodl on."

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What are the best Cryptocurrency puns and pranks?

Did you ever wanted to prank someone about Cryptocurrency? Well, here are the best jokes about Cryptocurrency to have fun with.

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