Crypto Jokes

Following is our collection of bitcoin puns and secretive one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Crypto jokes for adults, dirty portfolio jokes and clean nite dad gags for kids.

The Best Crypto Puns

How to have $1 Million worth of Crypto Currencies

Start off with $2 Million

There's this new cryptocurrency called Decibel. You just yell in your microphone to get money...

It's a sound investment.

If I had a penny for every crashing crypto,

I would have a bitcoin.

Don't know about you guys but I invested in Crypto and I'm laughing all the way to the bank

^^where ^^I ^^will ^^keep ^^my ^^money ^^from ^^now ^^on..

How many crypto miners does it take to change a light bulb?

A hundred thousand!

One miner to change it, and 99,999 to determine who gets the credit.

What do cryptocurrency investors do for fun


How many cryptocurrency holders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question. It never gets changed. The bulb is purchased but sits in the box for years until it's useless.

What do cryptocurrencies and pirates have in common?

Bit coin.

When the sun sets every evening, Superman moves all his Bitcoin investments into a regular mutual fund.

He tries to protect himself from Crypto night.

Two cryptographers walk into a bar

No one knows what they are talking about.

What's a cryptocurrency investor's favorite music?


The Economy of fiber optics

ThereΒ΄s a presentation on Crypto mining on stage.

Presenter: In 15 minutes minutes we have mined, an incredible 10 bucks in gold.

Audience member Shouts: ThereΒ΄s more gold in Fiber optics than that.

What did the Cryptologist have for breakfast?

Hash with alot of Salt

No one wants to swim with bitcoin miners...

Their pools are full of crypto.

Why did the cryptographer go to Amsterdam?

Because he wanted a stronger hash

Why didn't Clark come to the class

Alice: Hey, why didn't Clark come to the evening class yesterday? It was our first class in this semester...

Bob: I don't think he's very fond of crypto nights.

I started a new crypto and named it CowCoin

It uses proof-of-steak

The crypto markets are not in free fall.

It actually costs some people a lot.

What does Valve's Steam and crypto have in common?

They have winter sales.

Where to find most dumb and impatient people?

Telegram group of crypto currencies.

There is an abundance of economically jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 20 funniest jokes and crypto puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any insider witze you can hear about crypto.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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