Crypto Jokes

34 crypto jokes and hilarious crypto puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about crypto that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of crypto jokes. From Bitcoin to Ethereum, we've got all the best jokes to keep you entertained.

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Funniest Crypto Short Jokes

Short crypto jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The crypto humour may include short bitcoin jokes also.

  1. Superman once went to a party. Some people wore bitcoin suits, other dogecoin. Superman was upset, no one told him it was a crypto night.
  2. Clark Kent looked ill when I invited him to our Bitcoin trading party after work. I wonder if he has an aversion to Crypto Night.
  3. After years of Investing and Careful Trading I finally have a Six figure Portfolio thanks to Crypto. Current Balance: $10.0001
  4. Superman would have hated Elon Musk as much as Lex Luthor.. because Elon loves his Crypto.
  5. What happened after the U.S. imposed the death penalty for banking-related crypto fraud? Bank-Man fried!
  6. Batman invited all the superheros to an evening discussing bitcoin investments Superman didn't go because it was a crypto-night.
  7. dad, can i have 1 crypto please? what?
    you want $5,47?
    what you want to do with $17,56?
    do you realize that $200,94 is alot of money?
    here $7,32 for you
  8. Don't know about you guys but I invested in Crypto and I'm laughing all the way to the bank ^^where ^^I ^^will ^^keep ^^my ^^money ^^from ^^now ^^on..
  9. How many crypto miners does it take to change a light bulb? A hundred thousand!
    One miner to change it, and 99,999 to determine who gets the credit.
  10. A wave of crime is sweeping Metropolis. Superman is helpless to stop the instigator, a code-breaking enthusiast dressed in full plate armour. Can no one save us from the Crypto-Knight?

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Crypto One Liners

Which crypto one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with crypto? I can suggest the ones about investment and inflation.

  1. Pro-Tip: If a girl in a hot bikini DMs you about crypto Ignore him.
  2. How do you get a million dollars in crypto investing? Start with ten million.
  3. How to have $1 Million worth of Crypto Currencies Start off with $2 Million
  4. How do you make a small fortune in crypto? Start with a large one.
  5. Most people call it grave robbing... I prefer to call it crypto-currency
  6. Why does Superman only daytrade bitcoin? Because he can't go near crypto@night
  7. My local butcher's has started accepting crypto as payment. But only proof of steak.
  8. Please only buy crypto during the day… Otherwise, it will be your crypto-night
  9. I finally have quit gambling... I do cryptos now.
  10. If I had a penny for every crashing crypto, I would have a bitcoin.
  11. Why does Superman hate trading Bitcoin after 7pm? Because it's Crypto-night
  12. No one wants to swim with bitcoin miners... Their pools are full of crypto.
  13. Where to find most dumb and impatient people? Telegram group of crypto currencies.
  14. What do you call people who secretly give away their Bitcoins? Crypto-communists.
  15. Why does Superman not accept Bitcoins in the dark? Because he's scared of Crypto-Night.

Crypto Currency Jokes

Here is a list of funny crypto currency jokes and even better crypto currency puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why did the blood sell his bitcoin stock? Because it was a form of crypto currency.
Crypto joke, Why did the blood sell his bitcoin stock?

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What funny jokes about crypto you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean unforeseen jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make crypto pranks.

There's this new cryptocurrency called Decibel. 🚀🔊🌕

It's a sound investment.

There's this new cryptocurrency called Decibel. You just yell in your microphone to get money...

It's a sound investment.

"Dad, are you planning on getting me a gift for my birthday?"

"Of course, but your mother and I would like to get you something you will enjoy, what is it you want?"
"Well, crypto is hot - how about a Bitcoin."
"A Bitcoin? Sheesh, those things cost $45,237! Do you know how long it takes me to earn $31,479? Some day you'll have a job yourself and have a better appreciation of how much $63,981 is on a pre-tax basis! I don't understand what you're going to do with a $26,109 bitcoin anyway.
Pick something else - $4,807 for a bitcoin is more than we were going spend."

Financial Advice

With inflation at 7.5%, you lose half your money in 9 years. The only way to outperform that consistently, that I have found, is crypto. Just this year I've already lost half my money.

How did the cryptographer tell his wife he was sorry again?

Re-morse code.

That's it! I'm buying Omicron.

I'll be d**... if I let another crypto opportunity slip away.

Crypto joke, What happened after the U.S. imposed the death penalty for banking-related crypto fraud?