Cryptic Jokes

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A new pastor was visiting the homes of his parishioners

At one house it seemed obvious that someone was home but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took at a card and wrote Revelations 3:20 on the back of it and stuck it to the door.
When the offering was taken the following Sunday, the pastor found his card had been returned. Along with the verse he had written, he found another cryptic message: Genesis 3:10 .
When he checked his Bible to discover what this could mean, the pastor began to chuckle.
Revelations 3:20 reads behold, I stand at the door and knock . Genesis 3:10 says, I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid, for I was n**....

Why is it so hard to read inscriptions in tombs?

Because it's very cryptic

I asked a f**... director about mausoleums and he would only speak in metaphors.

He was acting very cryptic.

Never seek the dead for guidance.

They give really cryptic advice...

Squirrel in cemetery

Q: What do you call a squirrel acting mysteriously inside a cemetery?
A: A cryptic squirrel.

How do zombies communicate in times of war?

Cryptic code.

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