Following is our collection of funny Crypt jokes. There are some crypt graveside jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these crypt economies puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
He's going to lure him into the crypt tonight.
It's a sound investment.
Can't blame him though, it was a little humerus.
Henchman: yeah, lol, heard this one before.
Villian: No really! At sundown, I'm going to lure him into this mausoleum and lock the door, it's his weakness!
Henchman: What are you talking about, that'll never work!
Villian: Of course it will, it's his crypt tonight.
He's in his crypt tonight.
But he said he was feeling weak so he didn't want to go to the crypt tonight.
A hundred thousand!
One miner to change it, and 99,999 to determine who gets the credit.
Trick question. It never gets changed. The bulb is purchased but sits in the box for years until it's useless.
Bit coin.
They YODL
Crypt o' Currency.
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Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight.
(you can tell i made that up)
No one knows what they are talking about.
Baroque
Hash with alot of Salt
Because he wanted a stronger hash
It actually costs some people a lot.
I wonder if they accept crypt o'currency?
A crypt o' currency.
He invested in the wrong crypt o' currency.
You made a grave error
The Crypt Keeper doesn't know it's a puppet.
That man's name? Misogynes.
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