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He's going to lure him into the crypt tonight.
It's a sound investment.
Can't blame him though, it was a little humerus.
Henchman: yeah, lol, heard this one before.
Villian: No really! At sundown, I'm going to lure him into this mausoleum and lock the door, it's his weakness!
Henchman: What are you talking about, that'll never work!
Villian: Of course it will, it's his crypt tonight.
He's in his crypt tonight.
But he said he was feeling weak so he didn't want to go to the crypt tonight.
A hundred thousand!
One miner to change it, and 99,999 to determine who gets the credit.
Bit coin.
Crypt o' Currency.
Trick question. It never gets changed. The bulb is purchased but sits in the box for years until it's useless.
They YODL
Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight.
(you can tell i made that up)
No one knows what they are talking about.
Hash with alot of Salt
Baroque
Because he wanted a stronger hash
The Crypt Keeper doesn't know it's a puppet.
A crypt o' currency.
You made a grave error
He invested in the wrong crypt o' currency.
I wonder if they accept crypt o'currency?
It actually costs some people a lot.
That man's name? Misogynes.
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