Cheerful Crypt Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!
Archeologists say that in very rare cases, you can experience a mummy farting in their crypt.
If you get the chance to experience this phenomena, you can call that toot uncommon.
There's this new cryptocurrency called Decibel. πππ
It's a sound investment.
What's the Mummy's plan to destroy Superman?
He's going to lure him into the crypt tonight.
There's this new cryptocurrency called Decibel. You just yell in your microphone to get money...
It's a sound investment.
How did the cryptographer tell his wife he was sorry again?
Re-morse code.
Two teenagers snuck into a crypt at night. One tripped over a small bone and the other unashamedly laughed.
Can't blame him though, it was a little humerus.
Villian: I'm going to bury superman this evening, bwahahahha!
Henchman: yeah, lol, heard this one before.
Villian: No really! At sundown, I'm going to lure him into this mausoleum and lock the door, it's his weakness!
Henchman: What are you talking about, that'll never work!
Villian: Of course it will, it's his crypt tonight.

Why can't Superman defeat a vampire?
He's in his crypt tonight.
If Bitcoin eventually goes underβ¦
Will it go to the Crypt O' Currency?
I invited Superman to a funeral this evening...
But he said he was feeling weak so he didn't want to go to the crypt tonight.
Where will they bury Superman?
Crypt O' night
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How many crypto miners does it take to change a light bulb?
A hundred thousand!
One miner to change it, and 99,999 to determine who gets the credit.
What do cryptocurrency investors do for fun
They YODL
Two cryptographers walk into a bar
No one knows what they are talking about.
How many cryptocurrency holders does it take to change a lightbulb?
Trick question. It never gets changed. The bulb is purchased but sits in the box for years until it's useless.
What do cryptocurrencies and pirates have in common?
Bit coin.

What is the Zombie equivalent of a Leprechaun's Pot o' Gold?
Crypt o' Currency.
Why does vampire Superman want to go out?
Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight.
(you can tell i made that up)
What's a cryptocurrency investor's favorite music?
Baroque
What did the Cryptologist have for breakfast?
Hash with alot of Salt
Why did the cryptographer go to Amsterdam?
Because he wanted a stronger hash
What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and the Crypt Keeper?
The Crypt Keeper doesn't know it's a puppet.
The crypto markets are not in free fall.
It actually costs some people a lot.
I am buying my coffin from a company located in Ireland.
I wonder if they accept crypt o'currency?
What do you call a tomb full of money?
A crypt o' currency.
What do you say about a man who spent all his savings excavating a tomb full of fake money?
He invested in the wrong crypt o' currency.

Shout out to the undertaker who buried my mum in the wrong crypt, you'd better watch your back!
You made a grave error
Archaeologists in Athens have unearthed the crypt of the man many believe was responsible for denying women the right to vote in the ancient democracy.
That man's name? Misogynes.