Crypt Jokes

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The Best Crypt Puns

What's the Mummy's plan to destroy Superman?

He's going to lure him into the crypt tonight.

There's this new cryptocurrency called Decibel. You just yell in your microphone to get money...

It's a sound investment.

Two teenagers snuck into a crypt at night. One tripped over a small bone and the other unashamedly laughed.

Can't blame him though, it was a little humerus.

Villian: I'm going to bury superman this evening, bwahahahha!

Henchman: yeah, lol, heard this one before.

Villian: No really! At sundown, I'm going to lure him into this mausoleum and lock the door, it's his weakness!

Henchman: What are you talking about, that'll never work!

Villian: Of course it will, it's his crypt tonight.

Why can't Superman defeat a vampire?

He's in his crypt tonight.

I invited Superman to a funeral this evening...

But he said he was feeling weak so he didn't want to go to the crypt tonight.

How many crypto miners does it take to change a light bulb?

A hundred thousand!

One miner to change it, and 99,999 to determine who gets the credit.

What do cryptocurrencies and pirates have in common?

Bit coin.

What is the Zombie equivalent of a Leprechaun's Pot o' Gold?

Crypt o' Currency.

How many cryptocurrency holders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question. It never gets changed. The bulb is purchased but sits in the box for years until it's useless.

What do cryptocurrency investors do for fun


Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight.

(you can tell i made that up)

Two cryptographers walk into a bar

No one knows what they are talking about.

What did the Cryptologist have for breakfast?

Hash with alot of Salt

What's a cryptocurrency investor's favorite music?


Why did the cryptographer go to Amsterdam?

Because he wanted a stronger hash

What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and the Crypt Keeper?

The Crypt Keeper doesn't know it's a puppet.

What do you call a tomb full of money?

A crypt o' currency.

Shout out to the undertaker who buried my mum in the wrong crypt, you'd better watch your back!

You made a grave error

What do you say about a man who spent all his savings excavating a tomb full of fake money?

He invested in the wrong crypt o' currency.

I am buying my coffin from a company located in Ireland.

I wonder if they accept crypt o'currency?

The crypto markets are not in free fall.

It actually costs some people a lot.

Archaeologists in Athens have unearthed the crypt of the man many believe was responsible for denying women the right to vote in the ancient democracy.

That man's name? Misogynes.

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