The Best 25 Crypt Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Crypt jokes. There are some crypt graveside jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these crypt economies puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Crypt Jokes and Puns

What's the Mummy's plan to destroy Superman?

He's going to lure him into the crypt tonight.

There's this new cryptocurrency called Decibel. You just yell in your microphone to get money...

It's a sound investment.

How did the cryptographer tell his wife he was sorry again?

Re-morse code.

Crypt joke, How did the cryptographer tell his wife he was sorry again?

Two teenagers snuck into a crypt at night. One tripped over a small bone and the other unashamedly laughed.

Can't blame him though, it was a little humerus.

Villian: I'm going to bury superman this evening, bwahahahha!

Henchman: yeah, lol, heard this one before.

Villian: No really! At sundown, I'm going to lure him into this mausoleum and lock the door, it's his weakness!

Henchman: What are you talking about, that'll never work!

Villian: Of course it will, it's his crypt tonight.

Why can't Superman defeat a vampire?

He's in his crypt tonight.

I invited Superman to a funeral this evening...

But he said he was feeling weak so he didn't want to go to the crypt tonight.

Crypt joke, I invited Superman to a funeral this evening...

Where will they bury Superman?

Crypt O' night

How many crypto miners does it take to change a light bulb?

A hundred thousand!

One miner to change it, and 99,999 to determine who gets the credit.

How many cryptocurrency holders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question. It never gets changed. The bulb is purchased but sits in the box for years until it's useless.

What do cryptocurrencies and pirates have in common?

Bit coin.

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What is the Zombie equivalent of a Leprechaun's Pot o' Gold?

Crypt o' Currency.

Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight.

(you can tell i made that up)

Two cryptographers walk into a bar

No one knows what they are talking about.

What's a cryptocurrency investor's favorite music?


Crypt joke, What's a cryptocurrency investor's favorite music?

What did the Cryptologist have for breakfast?

Hash with alot of Salt

Why did the cryptographer go to Amsterdam?

Because he wanted a stronger hash

The crypto markets are not in free fall.

It actually costs some people a lot.

I am buying my coffin from a company located in Ireland.

I wonder if they accept crypt o'currency?

What do you call a tomb full of money?

A crypt o' currency.

What do you say about a man who spent all his savings excavating a tomb full of fake money?

He invested in the wrong crypt o' currency.

Shout out to the undertaker who buried my mum in the wrong crypt, you'd better watch your back!

You made a grave error

What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and the Crypt Keeper?

The Crypt Keeper doesn't know it's a puppet.

Archaeologists in Athens have unearthed the crypt of the man many believe was responsible for denying women the right to vote in the ancient democracy.

That man's name? Misogynes.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the crypt edition jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working crypt coffin piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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