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Cryogenically Jokes

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What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar?

An ice Kareem clone

A lot of people believe Walt Disney is cryogenically frozen in the basement of CalArts.

# I personally love this conspiracy theory because it's a wonderful example of suspended animation.
Credit to the greatest animation professor of all time, Mr. Theo Artz of Drexel University.

I'm starting a cryogenics business. It's called...

Icy Dead People.

I was cryogenically frozen for a while, then somebody woke me up early.

I really lost my cool.

This 14 yr old girl in the news that is being frozen cryogenically, her Mother wanted to comply with her wishes, but her Father didn't...

Does he just have to let it go?..

I was thinking of getting myself Cryogenically frozen

but now I have cold feet


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