Cryogenically Jokes

Following is our collection of comply puns and news one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Cryogenically jokes for adults, dirty abdul jokes and clean genetic dad gags for kids.

The Best Cryogenically Puns

What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar?

An ice Kareem clone

A lot of people believe Walt Disney is cryogenically frozen in the basement of CalArts.

# I personally love this conspiracy theory because it's a wonderful example of suspended animation.

Credit to the greatest animation professor of all time, Mr. Theo Artz of Drexel University.

This 14 yr old girl in the news that is being frozen cryogenically, her Mother wanted to comply with her wishes, but her Father didn't...

Does he just have to let it go?..

I was thinking of getting myself Cryogenically frozen

but now I have cold feet

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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