The Best 5 Cryogenic Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cryogenic jokes. There are some cryogenic freeze jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cryogenic absolute puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cryogenic Jokes and Puns

What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar?

An ice Kareem clone

I was cryogenically frozen for a while, then somebody woke me up early.

I really lost my cool.

I'm not sure about cryogenics

But all the cool kids are doing it.

What do you call a cold hearted person who finally cries?


A cryogenic experiment to freeze people at absolute zero just succeeded.

I know because my friend took part in it. Don't worry, he's OK.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cryogenic people jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cryogenic part piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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