Cryogenic Jokes

Following is our collection of copy puns and freeze one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Cryogenic jokes for adults, dirty basketball jokes and clean absolute dad gags for kids.

The Best Cryogenic Puns

What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar?

An ice Kareem clone

I'm not sure about cryogenics

But all the cool kids are doing it.

What do you call a cold hearted person who finally cries?


A cryogenic experiment to freeze people at absolute zero just succeeded.

I know because my friend took part in it. Don't worry, he's OK.

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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