Cryin Jokes

Following is our collection of thou puns and callin one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Cryin jokes for adults, dirty talkin jokes and clean helium dad gags for kids.

The Best Cryin Puns

I've been crying a lot recently

It's shocking how many girls carry pepper spray

A crying blond

A blond goes into work crying her eyes out,her boss asks her whats wrong,she tells him that her mom died,the boss tells her that its ok for her not to come to work,but she disagrees and says that she needs to work to put her mind of it.As the day goes by she feels better,later she received a phone call and starts screaming and crying,when the boss came and asked her whats wrong she says: "That was my sister,HER MOM DIED TOO!"

Whenever I see someone crying at a wedding..

I always tell them, don't worry, it probably won't work out.


A crying jewish man goes to the synagogue

He stumbles to the floor and just lies there, sobbing and crying.

Suddenly he hears a voice from above: "What's wrong my child?".

"Oh", cries the man, "it is horrible. My son got baptized."

"Happened to me too", says the voice. "In the end I had to write a New Testament".

PS: Translation of a German joke, I hope it still works in English.

Why was everyone crying after watching Infinity Wars?

Because sand got into their eyes

I was crying and yelling: It's a boy! I cannot believe's a boy!

– Mike, 32, abruptly ending his holiday in Thailand

What do you say to a crying grammar teacher?

Their, there, they're

A: Why are you crying? B: The elephant is dead. ....

A: Was he your pet?
B: No, but I'm the one who must dig his grave.

There is an abundance of tear jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 8 funniest jokes and cryin puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any mittens witze you can hear about cryin.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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