The Best 10 Cryin Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cryin jokes. There are some cryin callin jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cryin helium puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cryin Jokes and Puns

I saw a crying kid and asked him where his parents were.

And that's how I lost my job at the orphanage.

I've been crying a lot recently

It's shocking how many girls carry pepper spray

A crying blond

A blond goes into work crying her eyes out,her boss asks her whats wrong,she tells him that her mom died,the boss tells her that its ok for her not to come to work,but she disagrees and says that she needs to work to put her mind of it.As the day goes by she feels better,later she received a phone call and starts screaming and crying,when the boss came and asked her whats wrong she says: "That was my sister,HER MOM DIED TOO!"

If you see someone crying, ask:

Is it because of your haircut?

Whenever I see someone crying at a wedding..

I always tell them, don't worry, it probably won't work out.


A crying jewish man goes to the synagogue

He stumbles to the floor and just lies there, sobbing and crying.

Suddenly he hears a voice from above: "What's wrong my child?".

"Oh", cries the man, "it is horrible. My son got baptized."

"Happened to me too", says the voice. "In the end I had to write a New Testament".

PS: Translation of a German joke, I hope it still works in English.

Why was everyone crying after watching Infinity Wars?

Because sand got into their eyes

I was crying and yelling: It's a boy! I cannot believe's a boy!

– Mike, 32, abruptly ending his holiday in Thailand

What do you say to a crying grammar teacher?

Their, there, they're

A: Why are you crying? B: The elephant is dead. ....

A: Was he your pet?
B: No, but I'm the one who must dig his grave.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cryin tear jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cryin mittens piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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