The Best 12 Crutches Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Crutches jokes. There are some crutches amputate jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these crutches stretcher puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Crutches Jokes and Puns

My boss accused me of benefit fraud

so I threw my crutches to the ground and walked out

Being on crutches is like being a woman

People won't always take you seriously, but at least they open doors for you!

Ever since I've been on crutches I've been extremely depressed...

I mean I just can't stand myself.

Crutches joke, Ever since I've been on crutches I've been extremely depressed...

To the man on crutches and wearing camouflage clothing, who stole my wallet earlier:

You can hide, but you can't run.

My parents claim I'm using alcohol as a crutch

I told them to stop being naive, crutches help you walk


To the man on crutches, dressed in camouflage, who stole my wallet..

You can hide, but you can't run.

^Credit ^to ^Milton ^Jones.

To whoever stole my camouflage jacket and my crutches.....

.... you can hide but you can't run!

Crutches joke, To whoever stole my camouflage jacket and my crutches.....

I was mugged......

.....by a man on crutches, wearing camouflage. " Ha ha, I thought, you can hide but you can't run.

A man on crutches walks into his local Ice-Cream shop..

He asks the lady behind the desk for a Knickerbocker Glory.
She says; "Crushed nuts?"
He says; "No, a sprained ankle"

I was at the hospital today when a man dressed all in camouflage stole my wheelchair and crutches: Little does he know.

He can hide but he cannot run.

I'm finally getting off of crutches soon...

I'm upgrading to a wheelchair.

This is a joke but also true

You can explore crutches curtain reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean crutches prosthetic dad jokes. There are also crutches puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


What happened to the man in crutches when he heard a punny joke

he couldn't bear to stand it.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the crutches walks jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working crutches hide piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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