The Best 8 Crutch Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Crutch jokes. There are some crutch metaphor jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these crutch coathanger puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Crutch Jokes and Puns

Being on crutches is like being a woman

People won't always take you seriously, but at least they open doors for you!

I used to use alcohol as a crutch at parties

Now it's more like Stephen Hawking's computer-chair

Ever since I've been on crutches I've been extremely depressed...

I mean I just can't stand myself.

My parents claim I'm using alcohol as a crutch

I told them to stop being naive, crutches help you walk

My mom always told me Swearing is a crutch,

and no one likes disabled people.


I hurt my back last week but now I no longer need my cane

It was really only a crutch anyway

We didn't have much growing up and money was tight.

So when one day my dad found a crutch lying on the road, he came home and broke my leg.

My grandfather's favorite joke

Q: How do you make a Peking Duck?

A: Throw a brick at him.

As my grandfather would say, "That's as funny as a crutch."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the crutch prosthetic jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working crutch miracle piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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