The Best 39 Crusty Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Crusty jokes. There are some crusty crunchy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these crusty grouchy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Crusty Jokes and Puns

The only thing worse than a wet sock

Is a crusty sock

What's the difference between a Greyhound terminal in New Jersey and a voluptuous lobster?

One's a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean

A crusty old biker walls into a bar..

..and sits down on a bar stool near the end of the bar.

He takes a look at the menu and it reads as follows:

Hamburger - 2.99

Cheeseburger - 3.99

Chicken Sandwich - 4.99

Hand Jobs - 19.99

The crusty old biker waves the bartender down, and up walks this tall, busty, beautiful redhead in her mid-twenties. She smiles at the biker coyly, and he asks in a quiet voice "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" The bartender blushes slightly and says "Yes, I am" with a sexy little smile.

The biker grins and says "Well wash your hands, because I want a cheeseburger."

Difference between Port Authority and a lobster with breast implants?

One's a crusty bus station...

The other's a busty crustacean!

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What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a voluptuous lobster?

One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean.

:D


What's the difference between a run-down Greyhound stop and a crabby, decrepit prosititute?

The first is a crusty bus station, whereas the second is an accurate description of your mother.

What's the difference in a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

Ones a crusty bus station, the others a busty crustacean.

Crusty joke, What's the difference in a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

What are crusty girlfriends good for?

Fermenting yeast!

What's the difference between a dilapidated bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

…One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean!

(My husband groaned loudly when I told him this one, so I knew it was pretty good.)

What do you call a dirty Chinese crab?

A crusty asian

What's the difference between a dilapidated bus stop and a lobster with a breast implant?

One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.

Heard very recently and just had to share.

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What's the difference is between a lobster with breast implants and a filthy bus depot?

One is a busty crustacean and the other is a crusty bus-station!
*edited because I screwed up my original punchline...

What's the difference between a run-down bus stop and a big-breasted lobster?

One is just a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean!

My girlfriend said I have crusty feet.

I blame my socks.

I like my women like I like my sandwiches

crusty and filled with cheese.

I like my women like I like my calzones

Somewhat crusty on the outer part and really gooey and cheesy on the inner part.

Crusty joke, I like my women like I like my calzones

Biker walks into a bar...

A biker walks into a bar and sits down on a bar stool near the end of the bar.

He takes a look at the menu and it reads as follows:
Hamburger - 2.99
Cheeseburger - 3.99
Chicken Sandwich - 4.99
Hand Jobs - 19.99

The crusty old biker waves the bartender down, and up walks this tall, busty, beautiful redhead in her mid-twenties. She smiles at the biker coyly, and he asks in a quiet voice "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" The bartender blushes slightly and says "Yes, I am" with a sexy little smile.

The biker grins and says "Well wash your hands, because I want a cheeseburger."

What's the difference between an old crab and a Korean in the oven?

Ones a crusty crestacean and the others a crispy crust Asian

They say you are what you eat. For example pies.

In that case English people are crusty and full of gravy.


What do you call an Asian with crusty eyes?

A crustacean.

I'll show myself out...

A biker walks into a bar...

...and sits down on a bar stool near the end of the bar.

He takes a look at the menu and it reads as follows:

Hamburger - 2.99

Cheeseburger - 3.99

Chicken Sandwich - 4.99

Hand Jobs - 19.99

The crusty old biker waves the bartender down, and up walks this tall, busty, beautiful redhead in her mid-twenties. She smiles at the biker coyly, and he asks in a quiet voice "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" The bartender blushes slightly and says "Yes, I am" with a sexy little smile. The biker grins and says "Well wash your hands, because I want a cheeseburger."

What's the difference between a dirty bus station and Ariel from Little Mermaid?

One is a crusty bus station, and one is a busty crustacean.

Whats the difference between a dirty bus stop, and a crab with implants?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is busty crustacean

What's the difference between a dirty bus-station and a large breasted crab?

One's a crusty bus-station and the other's a busty crustacean.

Yo momma

Yo momma's feet are so crusty, when she walks on a wooden floor, it sounds like she's tap dancing.

Whats the difference between a greyhound station and a big titted lobster...

Ones a crusty bus station. The other is a busty crustacean

Crusty joke, Whats the difference between a greyhound station and a big titted lobster...

The crusty old managing partner finally passed away, but his firm kept receiving calls asking to speak with him.

"I'm sorry, he's dead," was the standard answer.

Finally, the receptionist who fielded the calls began to realize it was always the same voice, so she asked who it was and why he kept calling.

The reply: "I used to be one of his junior associates, and I just like to hear you say it."

What's the difference between a lobster with breast implants and a filthy, old bus stop?

One's a busty crustacean, the other is a crusty bus station!

(pls forgive me if you've heard this one before)

What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a thiccc crab?

One's a crusty bus station while the other's a busty crustacean.

(Sorry, I know it's an old joke but haven't seen it on here yet)


What's the difference between a dilapidated public transit stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

What's the difference between a double D lobster and a 50 year old bus depot?

...One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean

After dinner I started to pack the dirty dishes into the dishwasher, when it suddenly started talking!

In a really dejected, pitiful voice it told me, "Don't bother pal, I'm useless. I'll never get that crusty lasagne off that pan. I'm terrible. The glassware will all have water spots by the time I'm done. I'm the worst appliance in this house!!"

I said, "What's wrong with you?!"

"Nothing, I'm a self loathing dishwasher."

Co-Written by: IveyRoney

What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with tits?

Ones a crusty bus station and the others a busty crustacean.

What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a crab with breast implants?

One is a Crusty Bus Station and the other is a busty crustacean


What's the difference between the Grayhound depo and a lobster with tits?

Ones a busty crustacean and ones a crusty bus station.

What's the difference between an old bus terminal and a big boobed lobster?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean

What's the difference between an old bus station and Mr. Krabs with breast implants?

One's a crusty bus station, while the other's a busty crustacean

What's the difference between an old bus stop and a lobster with big boobs?

One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean

What's the difference between a crab with large breasts and an aged transport hub ?

One is a busty crustacean and the other is a crusty bus station

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