Crusty Jokes
45 crusty jokes and hilarious crusty puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about crusty that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This article is all about the hilarious and pun-filled world of 'crusty' jokes. From crusty feet to crusty dusty, read on for some funny jokes about crispy, crusty, and gruff topics. Get ready to bake up some laughs!
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Funniest Crusty Short Jokes
Short crusty jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The crusty humour may include short crabby jokes also.
- What's the difference between an old crab and a Korean in the oven? Ones a crusty crestacean and the others a crispy crust Asian
- I like my women like I like my calzones Somewhat crusty on the outer part and really gooey and cheesy on the inner part.
- What's the difference between a run-down greyhound stop and a crabby, decrepit prosititute? The first is a crusty bus station, whereas the second is an accurate description of your mother.
- Yo momma Yo momma's feet are so crusty, when she walks on a wooden floor, it sounds like she's tap dancing.
- They say you are what you eat. For example pies. In that case English people are crusty and full of gravy.
- I like my women like I like my calzones Crusty on the outside and gooey and cheesy on the inside.
- What should we call people who leave crusty bits of food in the corner of their mouths? #Herpeaters.
- What's the difference in a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants? Ones a crusty bus station, the others a b**... crustacean.
- What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a crab with breast implants? One is a Crusty Bus Station and the other is a b**... crustacean
- What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a voluptuous lobster? One's a crusty bus station and the other's a b**... crustacean.
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Crusty One Liners
Which crusty one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with crusty? I can suggest the ones about dusty and crumby.
- My girlfriend said I have crusty feet. I blame my socks.
- The only thing worse than a wet sock Is a crusty sock
- What do you call a dirty Chinese crab? A crusty asian
- I like my women like I like my sandwiches crusty and filled with cheese.
- What do you call an Asian with crusty eyes? A crustacean.
I'll show myself out... - What are crusty girlfriends good for? Fermenting yeast!
- Yo momma so crusty Pizza Hut is jealous.
- What's a cannibal's favourite type of seafood? .....Crusty asians...
- I like women like i like my pizza Crusty with lots of cheese.
- What do you call the outer edge of a piece of bread that has been toasted? Crusty
Cheeky Crusty Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
What funny jokes about crusty you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean crispy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make crusty pranks.
A crusty old biker walls into a bar..
..and sits down on a bar stool near the end of the bar.
He takes a look at the menu and it reads as follows:
Hamburger - 2.99
Cheeseburger - 3.99
Chicken Sandwich - 4.99
Hand Jobs - 19.99
The crusty old biker waves the bartender down, and up walks this tall, b**..., beautiful redhead in her mid-twenties. She smiles at the biker coyly, and he asks in a quiet voice "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" The bartender blushes slightly and says "Yes, I am" with a s**... little smile.
The biker grins and says "Well wash your hands, because I want a cheeseburger."
What's the difference between a Greyhound terminal in New Jersey and a voluptuous lobster?
One's a crusty bus station, the other is a b**... crustacean
A biker walks into a bar...
...and sits down on a bar stool near the end of the bar.
He takes a look at the menu and it reads as follows:
Hamburger - 2.99
Cheeseburger - 3.99
Chicken Sandwich - 4.99
Hand Jobs - 19.99
The crusty old biker waves the bartender down, and up walks this tall, b**..., beautiful redhead in her mid-twenties. She smiles at the biker coyly, and he asks in a quiet voice "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" The bartender blushes slightly and says "Yes, I am" with a s**... little smile. The biker grins and says "Well wash your hands, because I want a cheeseburger."
Whats the difference between a greyhound station and a big titted lobster...
Ones a crusty bus station. The other is a b**... crustacean
What's the difference between an old bus stop and a lobster with big b**...?
One's a crusty bus station and the other's a b**... crustacean
Whats the difference between a dirty bus stop, and a crab with implants?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is b**... crustacean
What's the difference between a dusty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
Ones a crusty bus station and ones a b**... crustacean
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with t**...?
Ones a crusty bus station and the others a b**... crustacean.
Difference between Port Authority and a lobster with breast implants?
One's a crusty bus station...
The other's a b**... crustacean!
What's the difference between a dilapidated bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
…One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a b**... crustacean!
(My husband groaned loudly when I told him this one, so I knew it was pretty good.)
What's the difference between a crab with large b**... and an aged transport hub ?
One is a b**... crustacean and the other is a crusty bus station
What's the difference between an old bus station and Mr. Krabs with breast implants?
One's a crusty bus station, while the other's a b**... crustacean
What's the difference between an old bus terminal and a big boobed lobster?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a b**... crustacean
The crusty old managing partner finally passed away, but his firm kept receiving calls asking to speak with him.
"I'm sorry, he's dead," was the standard answer.
Finally, the receptionist who fielded the calls began to realize it was always the same voice, so she asked who it was and why he kept calling.
The reply: "I used to be one of his junior associates, and I just like to hear you say it."
What's the difference is between a lobster with breast implants and a filthy bus depot?
One is a b**... crustacean and the other is a crusty bus-station!
*edited because I s**... up my original punchline...
What's the difference between the Grayhound depo and a lobster with t**...?
Ones a b**... crustacean and ones a crusty bus station.
What's the difference between a double D lobster and a 50 year old bus depot?
...One's a crusty bus station and the other's a b**... crustacean
After dinner I started to pack the dirty dishes into the dishwasher, when it suddenly started talking!
In a really dejected, pitiful voice it told me, "Don't bother pal, I'm useless. I'll never get that crusty lasagne off that pan. I'm terrible. The glassware will all have water spots by the time I'm done. I'm the worst appliance in this house!!"
I said, "What's wrong with you?!"
"Nothing, I'm a self loathing dishwasher."
Co-Written by: IveyRoney
What's the difference between a run-down bus stop and a big-breasted lobster?
One is just a crusty bus station, and the other is a b**... crustacean!
Biker walks into a bar...
A biker walks into a bar and sits down on a bar stool near the end of the bar.
He takes a look at the menu and it reads as follows:
Hamburger - 2.99
Cheeseburger - 3.99
Chicken Sandwich - 4.99
Hand Jobs - 19.99
The crusty old biker waves the bartender down, and up walks this tall, b**..., beautiful redhead in her mid-twenties. She smiles at the biker coyly, and he asks in a quiet voice "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" The bartender blushes slightly and says "Yes, I am" with a s**... little smile.
The biker grins and says "Well wash your hands, because I want a cheeseburger."
What's the difference between a dirty bus station and Ariel from Little Mermaid?
One is a crusty bus station, and one is a b**... crustacean.
What's the difference between a dilapidated bus stop and a lobster with a breast implant?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a b**... crustacean.
Heard very recently and just had to share.
What's the difference between a dirty bus-station and a large breasted crab?
One's a crusty bus-station and the other's a b**... crustacean.
What's the difference between a dilapidated public transit stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a b**... crustacean.
