Crustasian Jokes

Following is our collection of ching puns and shell one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Crustasian jokes for adults, dirty chang jokes and clean seafood dad gags for kids.

The Best Crustasian Puns

What do you call an oriental crab?

A Crust-Asian

What do you call a particularly crabby Chinese grandma?

A crust-asian.

^(I'm sorry....)

What do you call an Chinese crab?

A crustasian

What do you call an Asian lobster?

A crustasian

What do you call a Japanese person delivering sea food pizza?


What do you call a Chinese man with a hard outer shell?

A Crustasian.

What do you call a crab that knows king fu?

A Crust-Asian

There is an abundance of krusty jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 7 funniest jokes and crustasian puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any shellfish witze you can hear about crustasian.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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