Crustaceans Jokes

Following is our collection of depot puns and mollusk one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Crustaceans jokes for adults, dirty crusty jokes and clean crustation dad gags for kids.

The Best Crustaceans Puns

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

What's the difference between a Japanese Restaurant and a Japanese car accident?

One has lots of crustaceans, the other has lots of crushed Asians.

What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted chinaman?

They are both crustaceans.

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.


What does a guy from China, who's been hit by a steamroller, and a lobster have in common?

They're both crustaceans

Which one doesn't belong: lobster, crab, shark or a Japanese man underneath a bus.

The shark. The other 3 are crustaceans.

Why shouldn't happy people hang out with crustaceans?

They get crabby! Badum tsss.

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