The Best 8 Crustaceans Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Crustaceans jokes. There are some crustaceans mollusk jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these crustaceans crustation puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Crustaceans Jokes and Puns

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

What's the difference between a Japanese Restaurant and a Japanese car accident?

One has lots of crustaceans, the other has lots of crushed Asians.

What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted chinaman?

They are both crustaceans.

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.


What does a guy from China, who's been hit by a steamroller, and a lobster have in common?

They're both crustaceans

Which one doesn't belong: lobster, crab, shark or a Japanese man underneath a bus.

The shark. The other 3 are crustaceans.

Why shouldn't happy people hang out with crustaceans?

They get crabby! Badum tsss.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the crustaceans crab jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working crustaceans lobster piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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