The Best 38 Crustacean Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Crustacean jokes. There are some crustacean crustasian jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these crustacean crust puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Crustacean Jokes and Puns

Did you see the guy masterbating into a crustacean?

That's him in a nut shell.

What's the difference between a Greyhound terminal in New Jersey and a voluptuous lobster?

One's a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean

Difference between Port Authority and a lobster with breast implants?

One's a crusty bus station...

The other's a busty crustacean!

Crustacean joke, Difference between Port Authority and a lobster with breast implants?

What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean

What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a voluptuous lobster?

One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean.

:D


What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean

:D

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Crustacean joke, What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

What's the difference in a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

Ones a crusty bus station, the others a busty crustacean.

What's the difference between a dilapidated bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

…One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean!

(My husband groaned loudly when I told him this one, so I knew it was pretty good.)

What do you call a paedophile crustacean?

A Diddler Crab

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What's the difference between a dilapidated bus stop and a lobster with a breast implant?

One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.

Heard very recently and just had to share.

What's the difference is between a lobster with breast implants and a filthy bus depot?

One is a busty crustacean and the other is a crusty bus-station!
*edited because I screwed up my original punchline...

What's the difference between a run-down bus stop and a big-breasted lobster?

One is just a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean!

What do you call a crab holding a basket of tampons?

A crustacean menstruation station.

What do you call a lobster with a nutcracker?

A castration crustacean.

Crustacean joke, What do you call a lobster with a nutcracker?

What do you call an Asian with crusty eyes?

A crustacean.

I'll show myself out...

What's the difference between a dirty bus station and Ariel from Little Mermaid?

One is a crusty bus station, and one is a busty crustacean.

Whats the difference between a dirty bus stop, and a crab with implants?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is busty crustacean


What's the difference between a lobster and a Chinese man who's been run over by a bus?

One's a crustacean, the other's a crushed Asian.

What's the difference between a dirty bus-station and a large breasted crab?

One's a crusty bus-station and the other's a busty crustacean.

Job Listing: Crustacean Salespeople

Please apply at the front desk.

Must be willing to give customers the hard shell.

What did the young, privileged, and naive crustacean say to the other crustacean?

I don't sea shells

Do you know what you call an air tight crustacean?

A hermetic crab

Whats the difference between a greyhound station and a big titted lobster...

Ones a crusty bus station. The other is a busty crustacean

What do you call a crustacean belly?

crabdomen

What's the difference between a lobster with breast implants and a filthy, old bus stop?

One's a busty crustacean, the other is a crusty bus station!

(pls forgive me if you've heard this one before)

What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a thiccc crab?

One's a crusty bus station while the other's a busty crustacean.

(Sorry, I know it's an old joke but haven't seen it on here yet)

Why did the body builder go to the crustacean church?

He heard that it was a good source of mussel mass

Have you seen my crustacean girlfriend?

I lobster.

What's the difference between a dilapidated public transit stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

What's the difference between a double D lobster and a 50 year old bus depot?

...One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean

What do you call a crustacean that's bad at pitching?

A lobster, but what it really boils down to is his claws being tied.

What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with tits?

Ones a crusty bus station and the others a busty crustacean.

An e-girl hit my dms and asked if I wanted to buy nudes.

I said nah I'm broke I don't have any money. She said cmon they're really cheap. And I said no Im still broke and she said pleeeeeeeaaaase it's only 3.50 and then I realized that this e-girl was about 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the protozoic era. I said dammit Loch Ness monster I ain't giving you no tree fiddy.

What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a crab with breast implants?

One is a Crusty Bus Station and the other is a busty crustacean

What's the difference between the Grayhound depo and a lobster with tits?

Ones a busty crustacean and ones a crusty bus station.

What's the difference between an old bus terminal and a big boobed lobster?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean

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