Crustacean Jokes
60 crustacean jokes and hilarious crustacean puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about crustacean that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
These jokes about crustaceans have been around for ages. They will have you laughing at the absurdity of a busty crustacean taking a waddling walk while carrying a bisque, or a diddler who needs a can opener just to open up their shell. Make sure to share these funny, busty crustacean jokes with your friends!
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Funniest Crustacean Short Jokes
Short crustacean jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The crustacean humour may include short crab jokes also.
- What's the difference between a lobster and a chinese man who's been run over by a bus? One's a crustacean, the other's a crushed Asian.
- Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster? A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.
- What's the difference between a Japanese Restaurant and a Japanese car accident? One has lots of crustaceans, the other has lots of crushed Asians.
- Why does Sean Connery have the misconception that crustaceans are egocentric? Because they are shellfish.
- What did the young, privileged, and naive crustacean say to the other crustacean? I don't sea shells
- What do you call a crustacean that's bad at pitching? A lobster, but what it really boils down to is his claws being tied.
- What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time? A crustacean
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:D - What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller? One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.
- Job Listing: Crustacean Salespeople Please apply at the front desk.
Must be willing to give customers the hard shell. - What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus? The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.
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Crustacean One Liners
Which crustacean one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with crustacean? I can suggest the ones about shellfish and lobster.
- What do you call a crustacean who's always thinking of himself? Shellfish!
- What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell? A crustacean
- What do you call a crustacean belly? crabdomen
- What do you call a lobster with a nutcracker? A castration crustacean.
- What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common? They both crustaceans
- Do you know what you call an air tight crustacean? A hermetic crab
- What do you call an Asian with crusty eyes? A crustacean.
I'll show myself out... - Have you seen my crustacean girlfriend? I lobster.
- Why shouldn't happy people hang out with crustaceans? They get crabby! Badum tsss.
- What do you call a not sizeable upset crustacean? A little crabby
- What's a Londoner's favorite seafood? King's Crustacean.
- What do you call a crab holding a basket of tampons? A crustacean m**... station.
- What do you call a p**... crustacean? A Diddler Crab
- What do you call a gas station that sells c**...? A crustacean.
- Did you see the guy m**... into a crustacean? That's him in a nut shell.
Busty Crustacean Jokes
Here is a list of funny busty crustacean jokes and even better busty crustacean puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What's the difference in a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants? Ones a crusty bus station, the others a b**... crustacean.
- What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a crab with breast implants? One is a Crusty Bus Station and the other is a b**... crustacean
- What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a voluptuous lobster? One's a crusty bus station and the other's a b**... crustacean.
:D - What's the difference between a greyhound terminal in New Jersey and a voluptuous lobster? One's a crusty bus station, the other is a b**... crustacean
- Whats the difference between a greyhound station and a big titted lobster... Ones a crusty bus station. The other is a b**... crustacean
- What's the difference between an old bus stop and a lobster with big b**...? One's a crusty bus station and the other's a b**... crustacean
- Whats the difference between a dirty bus stop, and a crab with implants? One is a crusty bus station and the other is b**... crustacean
- What's the difference between a dusty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? Ones a crusty bus station and ones a b**... crustacean
- What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with t**...? Ones a crusty bus station and the others a b**... crustacean.
- Difference between Port Authority and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station...
The other's a b**... crustacean!
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What funny jokes about crustacean you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sea creature jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make crustacean pranks.
An e-girl hit my dms and asked if I wanted to buy n**....
I said nah I'm broke I don't have any money. She said cmon they're really cheap. And I said no Im still broke and she said pleeeeeeeaaaase it's only 3.50 and then I realized that this e-girl was about 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the protozoic era. I said d**... Loch Ness monster I ain't giving you no tree fiddy.
What's the difference between a dilapidated bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
…One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a b**... crustacean!
(My husband groaned loudly when I told him this one, so I knew it was pretty good.)
What's the difference between a crab with large b**... and an aged transport hub ?
One is a b**... crustacean and the other is a crusty bus station
What's the difference between an old bus station and Mr. Krabs with breast implants?
One's a crusty bus station, while the other's a b**... crustacean
What's the difference between an old bus terminal and a big boobed lobster?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a b**... crustacean
What's the difference is between a lobster with breast implants and a filthy bus depot?
One is a b**... crustacean and the other is a crusty bus-station!
*edited because I s**... up my original punchline...
What's the difference between the Grayhound depo and a lobster with t**...?
Ones a b**... crustacean and ones a crusty bus station.
What's the difference between a double D lobster and a 50 year old bus depot?
...One's a crusty bus station and the other's a b**... crustacean
What's the difference between a run-down bus stop and a big-breasted lobster?
One is just a crusty bus station, and the other is a b**... crustacean!
What's the difference between a dirty bus station and Ariel from Little Mermaid?
One is a crusty bus station, and one is a b**... crustacean.
What's the difference between a dilapidated bus stop and a lobster with a breast implant?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a b**... crustacean.
Heard very recently and just had to share.
