Crustacean Jokes
47 crustacean jokes and hilarious crustacean puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about crustacean that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
These jokes about crustaceans have been around for ages. They will have you laughing at the absurdity of a busty crustacean taking a waddling walk while carrying a bisque, or a diddler who needs a can opener just to open up their shell. Make sure to share these funny, busty crustacean jokes with your friends!
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Funniest Crustacean Short Jokes
Short crustacean jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The crustacean humour may include short shellfish jokes also.
- Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster? A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.
- Why does Sean Connery have the misconception that crustaceans are egocentric? Because they are shellfish.
- What did the young, privileged, and naive crustacean say to the other crustacean? I don't sea shells
- What do you call a crustacean that's bad at pitching? A lobster, but what it really boils down to is his claws being tied.
- What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time? A crustacean
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:D - Job Listing: Crustacean Salespeople Please apply at the front desk.
Must be willing to give customers the hard shell. - Why did the body builder go to the crustacean church? He heard that it was a good source of mussel mass
- What do you call a typically red crustacean with 14 segments in the Decapoda family? A lobster!
- What does a guy from China, who's been hit by a steamroller, and a lobster have in common? They're both crustaceans
- Which one doesn't belong: lobster, crab, shark or a Japanese man underneath a bus. The shark. The other 3 are crustaceans.
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Crustacean One Liners
Which crustacean one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with crustacean? I can suggest the ones about lobster and sea creature.
- What do you call a crustacean who's always thinking of himself? Shellfish!
- What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell? A crustacean
- What do you call a crustacean belly? crabdomen
- What do you call a lobster with a nutcracker? A castration crustacean.
- What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common? They both crustaceans
- Do you know what you call an air tight crustacean? A hermetic crab
- Have you seen my crustacean girlfriend? I lobster.
- What do you call a not sizeable upset crustacean? A little crabby
- What's a Londoner's favorite seafood? King's Crustacean.
- What do you call a crab holding a basket of tampons? A crustacean m**... station.
- What do you call a p**... crustacean? A Diddler Crab
- What do you call a gas station that sells c**...? A crustacean.
- Why shouldn't happy people hang out with crustaceans? They get crabby! Badum tsss.
- Did you see the guy m**... into a crustacean? That's him in a nut shell.
- What's the best part of a lobster pizza? The **crust**acean.
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What funny jokes about crustacean you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean shrimp jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make crustacean pranks.
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What's the difference between a lobster and a chinese man who's been run over by a bus?
One's a crustacean, the other's a crushed Asian.
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What's the difference in a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
Ones a crusty bus station, the others a b**... crustacean.
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An e-girl hit my dms and asked if I wanted to buy n**....
I said nah I'm broke I don't have any money. She said cmon they're really cheap. And I said no Im still broke and she said pleeeeeeeaaaase it's only 3.50 and then I realized that this e-girl was about 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the protozoic era. I said d**... Loch Ness monster I ain't giving you no tree fiddy.
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What's the difference between a Japanese Restaurant and a Japanese car accident?
One has lots of crustaceans, the other has lots of crushed Asians.
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What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?
One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.
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Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted c**...?
They are both crustaceans.
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What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?
The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.
