crustacean Jokes

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What's the difference between a lobster and a Chinese man who's been run over by a bus?

One's a crustacean, the other's a crushed Asian.

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What's the difference in a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

Ones a crusty bus station, the others a busty crustacean.

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What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with a boob job?

Ones a rusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!

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What's the difference between a lobster with big tits and a barnacle covered bus stop?

Ones's a busty crustacean and the other is a crusty bus station

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what's the difference between an old greyhound bus terminal and a lobster with 36B breasts?

one's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean

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What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a voluptuous lobster?

One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean.

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What's the difference between a Greyhound bus depot and a lobster with big boobs?

One's a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.

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What's the difference between a dirty old bus station and a lobster with boobs?

One's a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.

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Whats the difference between a crab with big boobs and a bus station full of punks?

One is a busty crustacean and the other is a crusty bus station

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What's the difference between a bus stop filled with old people and a crab with boobs?

One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!

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What's the difference between a Greyhound terminal in New Jersey and a voluptuous lobster?

One's a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean

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What's the difference between a lobster with breast implants and a New York bus station?

Ones a busty crustacean the other one is a crusty bus station

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What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

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Whats the difference between a greyhound station and a big titted lobster...

Ones a crusty bus station. The other is a busty crustacean

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What's the difference between a greyhound bus station and a lobster wearing a bra?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!

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What's the difference between a crab with a boob job and a dirty bus station?

One's a busty crustacean and the other's a crusty bus station.

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Whats the difference between a dirty bus stop, and a crab with implants?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is busty crustacean

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What's the difference between a filthy bus stop and a crab with huge tits?

One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

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What's the different between a rusty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

Ones a crusty bus station, and the others a Busty Crustacean

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What is the difference between an old bus stop and a crab with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busy crustacean

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What is the difference between a broken down bus stop and a crab with breast implants?

One is a rusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

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What is the difference between an old bus depot and a lobster with boobs?

One is a busty crustacean and the other is a crusty bus station.

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Difference between Port Authority and a lobster with breast implants?

One's a crusty bus station...

The other's a busty crustacean!

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What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a large-breasted crab?

One's a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.

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What's the difference between an old bus stop and a crab with breast implants?

One is a Crusty Bus Station and the other is a Busty Crustacean

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Whats the difference between an old bus stop and a lobster with implants?

One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean

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What's the difference between a lobster with boobs and a filthy bus stop?

One's a busty crustacean while the other's a crusty bus station.

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What's the difference between a dilapidated bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

…One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean!

(My husband groaned loudly when I told him this one, so I knew it was pretty good.)

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What's the difference between a lobster with a boob job and an old bus stop?

One's a busty crustacean and the other is a crusty bus station!

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What's the difference between a dilapidated bus stop and a lobster with tits?

One's a crusty bus station, the other's a busty crustacean

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Whats the difference between a Greyhound station and a lobster with big boobs?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

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What's the difference between an old bus stop and a crab in a bikini?

One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.

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Whats the difference between an old bus station and a crab with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station the other is a busty crustacean.

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Whats the difference between a dirty bus station and a crab with breast implants?

Ones a crusty Bus Station, the others a busty Crustacean

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What's the difference between an unkept trolley maintenance facility and a lobster with large breasts?

One is a busty crustacean and the other is a crusty bus station

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What are the most funny Crustacean jokes of all time ?

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