Crustacean Jokes

What are some Crustacean jokes?

What's the difference between a lobster and a Chinese man who's been run over by a bus?

One's a crustacean, the other's a crushed Asian.

What's the difference in a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

Ones a crusty bus station, the others a busty crustacean.

What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a voluptuous lobster?

One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean.

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What's the difference between a Greyhound terminal in New Jersey and a voluptuous lobster?

One's a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean

Whats the difference between a greyhound station and a big titted lobster...

Ones a crusty bus station. The other is a busty crustacean

Whats the difference between a dirty bus stop, and a crab with implants?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is busty crustacean

Difference between Port Authority and a lobster with breast implants?

One's a crusty bus station...

The other's a busty crustacean!

What's the difference between a dilapidated bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

…One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean!

(My husband groaned loudly when I told him this one, so I knew it was pretty good.)

What's the difference is between a lobster with breast implants and a filthy bus depot?

One is a busty crustacean and the other is a crusty bus-station!
*edited because I screwed up my original punchline...

What do you call a crustacean belly?

crabdomen

What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean

What's the difference between a double D lobster and a 50 year old bus depot?

...One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean

What did the young, privileged, and naive crustacean say to the other crustacean?

I don't sea shells

What's the difference between a dirty bus station, and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus tation, and the other is a busty crustacean. (Sorry if this is a repost, I heard it from somebody else)

What's the difference between a run-down bus stop and a big-breasted lobster?

One is just a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean!

What do you call a crab holding a basket of tampons?

A crustacean menstruation station.

What do you call a crustacean that's bad at pitching?

A lobster, but what it really boils down to is his claws being tied.

Do you know what you call an air tight crustacean?

A hermetic crab

What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean

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What's the difference between a dirty bus station and Ariel from Little Mermaid?

One is a crusty bus station, and one is a busty crustacean.

What do you call a lobster with a nutcracker?

A castration crustacean.

What's the difference between a dilapidated bus stop and a lobster with a breast implant?

One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.

Heard very recently and just had to share.

What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

What's the difference between a dirty bus-station and a large breasted crab?

One's a crusty bus-station and the other's a busty crustacean.

What do you call an Asian with crusty eyes?

A crustacean.

I'll show myself out...

What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

What do you call a paedophile crustacean?

A Diddler Crab

Job Listing: Crustacean Salespeople

Please apply at the front desk.

Must be willing to give customers the hard shell.

Did you see the guy masterbating into a crustacean?

That's him in a nut shell.

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