The Best 47 Crust Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Crust jokes. There are some crust calzones jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these crust pizza puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Crust Jokes and Puns

Jesus Crust

A priest and a Zen master are making toast.

The priest says "look, there's an image of Jesus in my margarine!"

The Zen master replies "I can't believe it's not Buddha!"

What do a wash cloth and a pizza have in common?

The crust.

What is Hitler's favourite type of pizza?

The Hollow Crust.

Crust joke, What is Hitler's favourite type of pizza?

A crusty old biker walls into a bar..

..and sits down on a bar stool near the end of the bar.

He takes a look at the menu and it reads as follows:

Hamburger - 2.99

Cheeseburger - 3.99

Chicken Sandwich - 4.99

Hand Jobs - 19.99

The crusty old biker waves the bartender down, and up walks this tall, busty, beautiful redhead in her mid-twenties. She smiles at the biker coyly, and he asks in a quiet voice "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" The bartender blushes slightly and says "Yes, I am" with a sexy little smile.

The biker grins and says "Well wash your hands, because I want a cheeseburger."

I like my women like quality agronomy soil...

..good penetration to 8", bare surface, and minimal crust.

what did the domino's pizza delivery guy say to Satan?

The power of crust compels you.

Where did the crab work inside her new job at the pizza factory?

At the crust station.

Crust joke, Where did the crab work inside her new job at the pizza factory?

I like my women as I like my sandwiches... crust.

Domino's is introducing another health option to their menu...

a new crust stuffed with salad.

How does Galactus like his planets?

Thin crust.

If my friends circle was a pizza...

...I would be the crust

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What are crusty girlfriends good for?

Fermenting yeast!

What do you get when your Grey Poupon dries out?

An upper crust.

What do you call the Lord and Savior of all pizzas?

Cheesus Crust

ALERT: do not eat at California Pizza Kitchen

Their crust is faulty

What's the difference between a pizza and a hippy chick?

You don't peel the crust off the pizza before you eat it

Crust joke, What's the difference between a pizza and a hippy chick?

Calculate the volume of a thick crust pizza with height "a" and radius "z".


What's the similarity between a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist?

They both work with crust.

Why would a crustatean not be good in an open relationship?

They would get too shellfish

What's the difference between an old crab and a Korean in the oven?

Ones a crusty crestacean and the others a crispy crust Asian

What do you call a religious slice of pizza?

Cheezus Crust.

Girl, are you a domino's pizza crust?

Cause you're E X T R A T H I C C

What is the cheesiest line you ever said to anyone?

Me: Double cheese margherita with cheese burst crust and triple layer extra cheese.

In which part of the bread factory do lobsters work?

The crust station.

What's a lobster's favorite part of a build-your-own-pizza bar?

The crust station.

Who is the God of all pizzas?

It's Jesus Crust.

Why did the judge dismiss the case of the pizza being delivered without the crust?

Because it was a baseless accusation

They're making a pizza crust made out of pickles

It's called Dill Dough.

I just heard about Domino's new dill pizza crust

It's made with their all new dill dough

What do old women and pork pies have in common?

You have to break through the crust to get to the pink.

Jebus Crust

Our lord who's savory

The crusty old managing partner finally passed away, but his firm kept receiving calls asking to speak with him.

"I'm sorry, he's dead," was the standard answer.

Finally, the receptionist who fielded the calls began to realize it was always the same voice, so she asked who it was and why he kept calling.

The reply: "I used to be one of his junior associates, and I just like to hear you say it."

Earth's layers got into an argument over who is the gayest power-bottom.

The crust came out on top.

Kidnapper: [on phone] we have your son.

Kidnapper: [on phone] we have your son.

Wife: actually I'm holding my son.

Kidnapper: [getting frustrated] then who the heck just asked for chocolate milk with a straw and made us cut the crust off his PB&J?

Wife: oh god.

Kidnapper: what?

Wife. you have my husband.

Son, some children, before they are born, are the jewel of their mother's eye.

You, however, were the crust in the corner.

What is the motto for the fish stick factory?

In cod we crust.

What do chickens and chickenpox have in common?

The crust is delicious.

Have you seen my crustacean girlfriend?

I lobster.

Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes. Small, round, thin,

thick crust, deep pan, extra toppings...

What's really good on pie and really awful on people?


A woman gets a call from kidnappers.

"We have your son," said the kidnapper.

"I don't have a son," says the woman.

"Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crust off his sandwiches?"

"Oh, God you have my husband!"

What is a clams favorite TV channel?

The crust station.

What do you call a holy bread?

Jesus crust

What's the difference between a Good pizza and a bad prostitute?

The thickness of the crust.

What did the retired priest call his pizza shop?

Cheesus Crust

Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes....

Large, small, circle, square, thin crust, deep dish, extra toppings....

What sort of monsters don't eat the crust?

I mean it's fantastic even if it doesn't taste like the rest of the watermelon

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the crust anchovies jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working crust caesers piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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