Crust Jokes

Funniest Crust Short Jokes

Short crust jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The crust humour may include short crumbs jokes also.

1. Jesus Crust A priest and a Zen master are making toast.
   The priest says "look, there's an image of Jesus in my margarine!"
   The Zen master replies "I can't believe it's not Buddha!"
2. Did you hear about the lobster that got a job at pizza hut? He's working in the crust station.
3. Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes.... Large, small, circle, square, thin crust, deep dish, extra toppings....
4. I am banned from my church livestream Apparently dunking a pizza crust into a full glass of wine and then chugging it is not acceptable for holy communion.
5. What sort of monsters don't eat the crust? I mean it's fantastic even if it doesn't taste like the rest of the watermelon
6. My mother would wake up early every morning just to cut the crusts off my sandwiches She knew the crusts were my favourite part. She hated me so much :(
7. What's the difference between an old crab and a Korean in the oven? Ones a crusty crestacean and the others a crispy crust Asian
8. What's the similarity between a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist? They both work with crust.
9. Why did the judge dismiss the case of the pizza being delivered without the crust? Because it was a baseless accusation
10. What do a wash cloth and a pizza have in common? The crust.

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Crust One Liners

Which crust one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with crust? I can suggest the ones about dough and crisp.

1. In which part of the bread factory do lobsters work? The crust station.
2. What do you call an oriental crab? A Crust-Asian
3. What did the retired priest call his pizza shop? Cheesus Crust
4. What's a lobster's favorite part of a build-your-own-pizza bar? The crust station.
5. What do you call the Lord and Savior of all pizzas? Cheesus Crust
6. What's really good on pie and really awful on people? Crust
7. What do you call a religious slice of pizza? Cheezus Crust.
8. Where did the crab work inside her new job at the pizza factory? At the crust station.
9. what did the domino's pizza delivery guy say to Satan? The power of crust compels you.
10. What do you call a particularly crabby Chinese grandma? A crust-asian.
    ^(I'm sorry....)
11. If my friends circle was a pizza... ...I would be the crust
12. How does Galactus like his planets? Thin crust.
13. I just heard about Domino's new dill pizza crust It's made with their all new dill dough
14. Did you hear about the new bread-crust remover? It uses cutting edge technology
15. What do you call a holy bread? Jesus crust

Pizza Crust Jokes

Here is a list of funny pizza crust jokes and even better pizza crust puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call a Japanese person delivering sea food pizza? Crust-Asian.
• They're making a pizza crust made out of pickles It's called Dill Dough.
• Who is the God of all pizzas? It's Jesus Crust.
• Girl, are you a domino's pizza crust? Cause you're E X T R A T H I C C
• ALERT: do not eat at California Pizza Kitchen Their crust is faulty
• What do you say when you make pizza for a church? The crust has risen!
• Who does a pizza pray to? Jesus Crust our Lord
• An old woman and pizza delivery are a lot alike... They both "come" with a crust filled box.

Pie Crust Jokes

Here is a list of funny pie crust jokes and even better pie crust puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do old women and pork pies have in common? You have to break through the crust to get to the pink.

Humorous Crust Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

What funny jokes about crust you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean crunch jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make crust pranks.