Crusoe Jokes

Following is our collection of friday puns and castaway one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Crusoe jokes for adults, dirty black jokes and clean man dad gags for kids.

The Best Crusoe Puns

What person gets all his work done by Friday?

Robinson Crusoe.

Why did Robinson Crusoe work a five-day week?

Because he was buggered by Friday.

When your boss tells you "I need you to have everything done by Friday." You say...

I can't have everything done by Friday! Who do you think I am, Robinson Crusoe?!

Robinson Crusoe finds footprint in sand.....

...must of been *black Friday*!

Who was the first man to receive a deal on black Friday?

Robinson Crusoe.


He's leaving Friday...

Robinson Crusoe.

There is an abundance of finds jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 6 funniest jokes and crusoe puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any island witze you can hear about crusoe.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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