The Best 6 Crusoe Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Crusoe jokes. There are some crusoe castaway jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these crusoe man puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Crusoe Jokes and Puns

What person gets all his work done by Friday?

Robinson Crusoe.

Why did Robinson Crusoe work a five-day week?

Because he was buggered by Friday.

When your boss tells you "I need you to have everything done by Friday." You say...

I can't have everything done by Friday! Who do you think I am, Robinson Crusoe?!

Robinson Crusoe finds footprint in sand.....

...must of been *black Friday*!

Who was the first man to receive a deal on black Friday?

Robinson Crusoe.


He's leaving Friday...

Robinson Crusoe.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the crusoe finds jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working crusoe island piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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