Crusher Jokes

Following is our collection of breaker puns and factory one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Crusher jokes for adults, dirty crush jokes and clean skydive dad gags for kids.

The Best Crusher Puns

I had a job as a can crusher but I had to quit

That job was just soda-pressing

Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

A can crushers job must be...

Soda pressing.

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing

My roommate just got crusher by a lot of books

I guess he's only got his shelf to blame


Why do hipsters hate Wesley Crusher?

Because they're Wheaton intolerant.

Two guys walk past a guy working on a can crusher

One of them looked at the other and said that looks soda-pressing

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