Crushedasians Jokes

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The Best Crushedasians Puns

A crab, a tuna, a lobster, and a Chinese man being run over by a steam roller. What doesn't belong?

The Tuna, since all of the others are crushedasians.

Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder.

The other two are crushedAsians.

What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?

They are both crushed-asians

What do lobsters and tiananmen square protesters have in common

they are both crushedasians


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