The Best 5 Crushedasians Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Crushedasians jokes. There are some crushedasians square jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these crushedasians roller puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Crushedasians Jokes and Puns

A crab, a tuna, a lobster, and a Chinese man being run over by a steam roller. What doesn't belong?

The Tuna, since all of the others are crushedasians.

Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder.

The other two are crushedAsians.

What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?

They are both crushed-asians

What do lobsters and tiananmen square protesters have in common

they are both crushedasians


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the crushedasians similar jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working crushedasians asian piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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