Crusader Jokes

Following is our collection of opera puns and victories one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Crusader jokes for adults, dirty helm jokes and clean activist dad gags for kids.

The Best Crusader Puns

Why do Crusaders need kitchen sinks?

To wash their Saladin.

What did the Catholic crusader do once he was finished with the front of the squire?

He turned the page.

What do you call a low rank crusader (or European idc)?

A euroPEON



Kill me pls

Did you hear about the electric crusader?

They call him Deus Volt.

What do you call a Crusader that smokes weed?

A *High* Templar


How many Crusaders does it take to change a light bulb?

It depends on Deus Voltage

A crusader walks into the bar

The bartender ask the crusader: "What will you take?"

Crusader replied: "I will take Jerusalem!"

What did Mozart yell when he became a crusader?

Amadeus Vult!

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