The Best 9 Crusade Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Crusade jokes. There are some crusade merlin jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these crusade kingdom puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Crusade Jokes and Puns

During the crusades a man entrusts his friend with the key to his daughter's chastity belt when he is away...

The man entrusted with the key replies with 'Ah yes sir you can count on me'

The father rides onwards and 30 minutes on into his journey his friend speeds to his company on horseback, and shouts at him 'Sir! You left the wrong key!'

What's a difference between a crusade and a homicide

In one, you murder for a book and in other you are booked for a murder.

Chastity Belt

So, this guy was going to Crusade. He put on a chastity belt on his wife, gave the key to his best friend and said, "if I don't come back in 3 years, set her free." He starts off on his horse. After a while, he sees a big cloud of dust behind him. Someone was riding his horse really fast. So, he waits. The horse catches up to him. It's his best friend.

"You gave me the wrong key", yells his friend.

Crusade joke, Chastity Belt

I went on a blind date with a fellow movie buff

Talk soon started about our love of the silver screen. She asked if I was in to Indie films and I said" of course they are some of the best!". "ok", she replied, "what's your favourite then?"

"I don't think you can look past Raiders of the Lost Ark personally, but the Last crusade is a close 2nd"

Why do Crusaders need kitchen sinks?

To wash their Saladin.


My son asked me what made the Fourth Crusade different from the first three.

I told him it was a little unorthodox.

What do you call a failed crusade?

Deus Fault

Crusade joke, What do you call a failed crusade?

How many Crusaders does it take to change a light bulb?

It depends on Deus Voltage

A crusader walks into the bar

The bartender ask the crusader: "What will you take?"

Crusader replied: "I will take Jerusalem!"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the crusade sire jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working crusade crusader piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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