Crusade Jokes

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This year I'm on a crusade to tell everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes

It's about raisin awareness

During the crusades a man entrusts his friend with the key to his daughter's chastity belt when he is away...

The man entrusted with the key replies with 'Ah yes sir you can count on me'
The father rides onwards and 30 minutes on into his journey his friend speeds to his company on horseback, and shouts at him 'Sir! You left the wrong key!'

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What's a difference between a crusade and a h**...

In one, you m**... for a book and in other you are booked for a m**....

I went on a blind date with a fellow movie buff

Talk soon started about our love of the silver screen. She asked if I was in to Indie films and I said" of course they are some of the best!". "ok", she replied, "what's your favourite then?"
"I don't think you can look past Raiders of the Lost Ark personally, but the Last crusade is a close 2nd"

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Why do Crusaders need kitchen sinks?

To wash their Saladin.

My son asked me what made the Fourth Crusade different from the first three.

I told him it was a little unorthodox.

A crusader walks into the bar

The bartender ask the crusader: "What will you take?"
Crusader replied: "I will take Jerusalem!"

What do you call a failed crusade?

Deus Fault

How many Crusaders does it take to change a light bulb?

It depends on Deus Voltage

What did the crusader name his cat?

Smittens