Crusade Jokes

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The Best Crusade Puns

During the crusades a man entrusts his friend with the key to his daughter's chastity belt when he is away...

The man entrusted with the key replies with 'Ah yes sir you can count on me'

The father rides onwards and 30 minutes on into his journey his friend speeds to his company on horseback, and shouts at him 'Sir! You left the wrong key!'

What's a difference between a crusade and a homicide

In one, you murder for a book and in other you are booked for a murder.

Chastity Belt

So, this guy was going to Crusade. He put on a chastity belt on his wife, gave the key to his best friend and said, "if I don't come back in 3 years, set her free." He starts off on his horse. After a while, he sees a big cloud of dust behind him. Someone was riding his horse really fast. So, he waits. The horse catches up to him. It's his best friend.

"You gave me the wrong key", yells his friend.

I went on a blind date with a fellow movie buff

Talk soon started about our love of the silver screen. She asked if I was in to Indie films and I said" of course they are some of the best!". "ok", she replied, "what's your favourite then?"

"I don't think you can look past Raiders of the Lost Ark personally, but the Last crusade is a close 2nd"

Why do Crusaders need kitchen sinks?

To wash their Saladin.


My son asked me what made the Fourth Crusade different from the first three.

I told him it was a little unorthodox.

What do you call a failed crusade?

Deus Fault

How many Crusaders does it take to change a light bulb?

It depends on Deus Voltage

A crusader walks into the bar

The bartender ask the crusader: "What will you take?"

Crusader replied: "I will take Jerusalem!"

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