The Best 10 Crunchy Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Crunchy jokes. There are some crunchy cornflake jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these crunchy crispy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Crunchy Jokes and Puns

I asked my Asian girlfriend for 69

She made me crunchy sweet and sour pork with double rice

What's crunchy on the outside and airy in the inside?

A lightbulb.

What's fast, loud and crunchy ?

A rocket chip

If you burn a cookie in the shape of a Star Wars character...

...is it crunchy or Chewie?

Hard boiled eggs are disgusting!

How does anyone eat them? The crunchy soft mix is absolutely disgusting, It's like eating ravioli covered in chips.


Itchy around her belly.

The kangaroo mother got incredibly itchy around her belly. She opened her pouch and yelled into it: How often have I told you not to eat the crunchy cookies in bed!

Polar bear: Don't you just love these little igloo snacks...

Crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside.

I don't trust my friend's southern fried chicken recipe, and that last mouthful was suspiciously crunchy.

Something's afoot.

I don't understand hard boiled eggs...

The crunchy and the squishy just don't go well together.

Why couldnt the crunchy peanut butter meet any women?

Because he wasn't smooth.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the crunchy tasty jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working crunchy sauce piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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