Crunchy Jokes

Following is our collection of crumby puns and cornflake one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Crunchy jokes for adults, dirty skinless jokes and clean crispy dad gags for kids.

The Best Crunchy Puns

I asked my Asian girlfriend for 69

She made me crunchy sweet and sour pork with double rice

What's crunchy on the outside and airy in the inside?

A lightbulb.

What's fast, loud and crunchy ?

A rocket chip

If you burn a cookie in the shape of a Star Wars character...

...is it crunchy or Chewie?

Hard boiled eggs are disgusting!

How does anyone eat them? The crunchy soft mix is absolutely disgusting, It's like eating ravioli covered in chips.


Itchy around her belly.

The kangaroo mother got incredibly itchy around her belly. She opened her pouch and yelled into it: How often have I told you not to eat the crunchy cookies in bed!

Why couldnt the crunchy peanut butter meet any women?

Because he wasn't smooth.

I don't understand hard boiled eggs...

The crunchy and the squishy just don't go well together.

I don't trust my friend's southern fried chicken recipe, and that last mouthful was suspiciously crunchy.

Something's afoot.

Polar bear: Don't you just love these little igloo snacks...

Crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside.

There is an abundance of tasty jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 10 funniest jokes and crunchy puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any sauce witze you can hear about crunchy.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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