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Crunchy Jokes

8 crunchy jokes and hilarious crunchy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about crunchy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Looking for a good laugh? Look no further! Get ready to laugh out loud with these funny jokes that are as crunchy as a scoop of peanut butter, as crunchy as a crunchy mom, as meaty as a taco, and as crumby as a piece of toast. Check out this collection of laugh-out-loud jokes to brighten your day!


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What is a good crunchy joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

I asked my Asian girlfriend for 69

She made me crunchy sweet and sour pork with double rice

What's crunchy on the outside and airy in the inside?

A lightbulb.

What's fast, loud and crunchy ?

A rocket chip

If you burn a cookie in the shape of a Star Wars character...

...is it crunchy or Chewie?

Hard boiled eggs are disgusting!

How does anyone eat them? The crunchy soft mix is absolutely disgusting, It's like eating ravioli covered in chips.

Itchy around her belly.

The kangaroo mother got incredibly itchy around her belly. She opened her pouch and yelled into it: How often have I told you not to eat the crunchy cookies in bed!

Polar bear: Don't you just love these little igloo snacks...

Crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside.

I don't trust my friend's southern fried chicken recipe, and that last mouthful was suspiciously crunchy.

Something's afoot.


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